Room 101.

[Pauljenny]

People who fart in lifts

 

[chrishunter]

People who fart in lifts

ER it`s great fun when you`ve been on the beer the night before.

 

[trevskoda]

I can't remember the last time I was in an actual bank to actually do any banking. I bet its 20 years ago.

All my clints pay cash so what can you do but go to a bank with it.

 

[merl]

Unnecessary signs!

 

[mark61]

 

[Robmac]

 

[Robmac]

 

[Robmac]

 

[Pauljenny]

Traffic Wardens.
Meter Attendants.

 

[Pudsey Bear]

NHS when the cancel appointments at short notice.

Docs when they say they cannot book appointments two weeks in advance but you can riung up on the day and get one.

I have to ring the docs to have them ring me back, then they get a doc to ring me and then they say i will need to see you, four phone calls ?????

 

[merl]

Elon Musk.
Your spade would come in reality handy on that tw@ Rob

 

[barryd]

Useless signs.

It has to come out again.

 

[maingate]

Blinkin ‘eck, Paul! When did any of us last see one of those?!!!

Produced by crochet-mad maiden aunts and all those Mrs Buckets back in my childhood, I seem to remember

But you’re right, one of the oddest (and totally useless) things ever created

I currently have one available. It is very tasteful, having been lovingly made by my good Wife. True she was 'crochet mad' in the late 60's, early 70's. If she still has her crochet needles and sees your post, expect a visit and please don't ask me where the needles will end up.

 

[maingate]

People who fart in lifts

You will never know how bad it was at 4 am on a Monday morning when 150 men got into the Pit cage to go underground after a weekend on the beer. I have always had a strong constitution but I almost threw up a nuumber of times.

 

[barryd]

You will never know how bad it was at 4 am on a Monday morning when 150 men got into the Pit cage to go underground after a weekend on the beer. I have always had a strong constitution but I almost threw up a nuumber of times.

I bet they were Broon Ale farts as well. They are the worst. Not that I drink the stuff of course.

 

[n brown]

 

[trevskoda]

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You look a doll in that.

 

[Pauljenny]

I currently have one available. It is very tasteful, having been lovingly made by my good Wife. True she was 'crochet mad' in the late 60's, early 70's. If she still has her crochet needles and sees your post, expect a visit and please don't ask me where the needles will end up.

Just give us advance warning of her flight arrival at Faro.
We'll slip across the Spanish border..
Room 101:
Airports.

 

[yorkslass]

You will never know how bad it was at 4 am on a Monday morning when 150 men got into the Pit cage to go underground after a weekend on the beer. I have always had a strong constitution but I almost threw up a nuumber of times.

I always thought Monday was a day off...to recover from the weekend

 

[maingate]

I always thought Monday was a day off...to recover from the weekend

Yes, it was called absenteeism.