Room 101.

[Robmac]

‘Yankspeak”, apparently todays space X rocket suffered a “ rapid unscheduled disassembly” ,it looked to me like it blew up

Good job it was unmanned, otherwise the pilot may have had a rapid unscheduled lower rear torso evacuation!

 

[Pudsey Bear]

Good job it was unmanned, otherwise the pilot may have had a rapid unscheduled lower rear torso evacuation!

Nah not enough time Rob.

 

[izwozral]

Shopping with the missus, to me a handbag is a handbag, a bra is a bra, they are both designed to hold a certain amount of stuff, end of.

 

[Pudsey Bear]

Ah yes Ral, the old over the shoulder boulder holder, and it seems hardly any fit, a bit like a bobbys helmet.

 

[trevskoda]

People who fill electric kettles to top only to make one cup of tea or coffee, wasting 60/70 electric.

 

[oppy]

9, 99, 09, and folks who insist in adding 'R' to words, such as Cava becoming Carver, bath barth etc And then butter becoming batter, scones changing to sconns, it seems that so many words with an a in them get an r added

 

[Pudsey Bear]

Adding an R to Glasgow, Plaster, grass and glass etc

 

[merl]

folks who insist in adding 'R' to words

I knew a woman who liked to think she was terribly posh, I asked her where she used to live she said "Grarn-tham". Under my breath I thought.....well Maggie Thatcher came from there and even that stuck up posh cow didn't add an extra 'R' and called it Gran-tham love....