Room 101.

[merl]

Because they haven't got enough words in their vocabulary, those that start a sentence with;
1. So....
2. Well I mean.....
3. It is what it is......
Any more?

Like people who like keep adding like to their sentences for no reason....like.

 

[yorkslass]

Trigger warnings
Anything medical...you might find some scenes upsetting....DON'T WATCH uuugh

 

[Pauljenny]

Weather forecasters..
Smugly hitting you with frightening forecasts...
While standing in a warm studio

 

[caledonia]

Frozen snow?

 

[Pudsey Bear]

Yellow Snow

 

[merl]

Weather forecasters..
Smugly hitting you with frightening forecasts...
While standing in a warm studio

I bugs me when they can't just do their job and tell you what be the weather's going to do without telling you how to dress and behave as well. Dress up warm, take an umbrella, wear sunscreen. Thanks for the advice, I'd have never thought about taking care on the icy pavements if you hadn't have told me

 

[Martin P]

Touch screen controls in a vehicle.

 

[Robmac]

... I'd have never thought about taking care on the icy pavements if you hadn't have told me

Blimey! Nor would I Merl.

Thanks for that.

 

[GinaRon]

'phone option lists followed by queues, bad background music and then being cut off!

I have a solution to this: When they give you options press the * star button each time and apparently you will get to talk to real humans.

 

[RichardHelen262]

Touch screen controls in a vehicle.

I couldn’t agree with you more
To drive Helens car you need a first class honours degree in computing the fecking thing even texts her

 

[trevskoda]

Folk in the benifits office who blab go on line and sign in, i tell them we dont do computors or smart phones, they will pester you day and night.

 

[GinaRon]

I hate several adverts The one for sofas where they are all shaking their bums. The amount of adverts for buying funeral plans NOW and just bring you back the ashes so the family can afford a good party. The amount of charities asking for money all the time for everything. The adverts for cleaning where its the men doing the dusting and floor washing (we all know that dont happen much)

 

[trevskoda]

The adverts for cleaning where its the men doing the dusting and floor washing (we all know that dont happen much)

How please tell me.

 

[izwozral]

Grey squirrels.

Moles.

Barry's version of Whiter Shade of Pale.

The taste of belly button fluff.

Sticking my fingers together with superglue.

Being a passenger in a car.

Public transport.

Bubble gum on beaches.

Anal invasions of bubble gum.

Izzy stabbing my anus with nail scissors whilst attempting to kill the anal invader before it was discovered that it was bubble gum.

Losing my hard man image when screaming like a school girl thinking a creature from the deep lagoon was probing my anus.

The pain in my anus after suffering repeated stabbings.

 

[barryd]

Grey squirrels.

Moles.

Barry's version of Whiter Shade of Pale.

The taste of belly button fluff.

Sticking my fingers together with superglue.

Being a passenger in a car.

Public transport.

Bubble gum on beaches.

Anal invasions of bubble gum.

Izzy stabbing my anus with nail scissors whilst attempting to kill the anal invader before it was discovered that it was bubble gum.

Losing my hard man image when screaming like a school girl thinking a creature from the deep lagoon was probing my anus.

The pain in my anus after suffering repeated stabbings.

I hope you meant "nights in white satin". I quite like my early version of Whiter shade of pale. There is no singing on it for starters and its the first track I learned when I got a keyboard. I picked it because its a bit racist. There are no black keys used at all in that track.

 

[merl]

The taste of belly button fluff

WHAT!!! Don't fekkin eat it then