Room 101.

[merl]

"

Very sad indeed. What is wrong with these people?

Maybe we should put vanity surgical enhancements into Room 101.

Yep, and the unscrupulous money grabbing chancers that carry out the surgery.
Mind you, I really could do with having a penis reduction so possibly not eh

 

[Robmac]

She walks into a shop, "
Yep, and the unscrupulous money grabbing chancers that carry out the surgery.

I reckon I could do the facial surgery just as well for far less money - with a spade.

 

[Norfolk NewBoy]

Before I started to type this my page showed 101 posts - spooky?

 

[merl]

I reckon I could do the facial surgery just as well for far less money - with a spade.

Fine but please don't offer to do my op with a spade

 

[Pudsey Bear]

I shall refrain from commenting.

 

[maingate]

Fine but please don't offer to do my op with a spade

More likely to use tweezers and a magnifying glass.

 

[n brown]

trying to work out the best bog roll / kitchen roll price

 

[Pudsey Bear]

trying to work out the best bog roll / kitchen roll price

Cadbury mini rolls in Asda 5 pack = £2, shelf below 10 pack = £2, done to catch the unwary we alway check the prices.

 

[merl]

Cadbury mini rolls in Asda 5 pack = £2, shelf below 10 pack = £2, done to catch the unwary we alway check the prices.

And you can always tell the length of a roll because on the pack they tell you how many shits eh Kev

 

[winks]

I’d put a bunch of moaning owd buggers in.

Cheers

H

 

[merl]

TV programs often dealing with crime where they start a story and then stop half way through and go to another story and then come back to the first story and waste a load of time re-telling the first part of the story with a recap. After they've done the first story they'll jump back to finish off the 2nd story with........yep another recap. Why can't they just tell two stories?
And why do we need three or more presenters to do the job of one?
Rip off Britain for instance, ( or three old birds as I like to call it) I don't know if it's their age but that job must be so tiring because they all have to take it in turns to say a bit.

 

[Pudsey Bear]

Not forgetting that we are all so feeble we need to be told what is coming up after the ads, then reminded what we saw before the ads ****.

 

[Pauljenny]

Wonky knees

 

[n brown]

Wonky knees

yes i'd heard they were a bit unsightly

 

[Pauljenny]

yes i'd heard they were a bit unsightly

The creaking keeps the neighbours awake.
Management doesn't mind..
She can't hear it because of her snoring.

 

[izwozral]

The creaking keeps the neighbours awake.
Management doesn't mind..
She can't hear it because of her snoring.

When you stayed at ours I said to Izzy "I can't believe them two are still at it at their age".
Got that wrong then!

 

[RSD7a]

News

 

[Pauljenny]

When you stayed at ours I said to Izzy "I can't believe them wo are still at it at their age".
Got that wrong then!

That's why my knees went wonky 50+ years ago.

Room 101..
Radio 2..

 

[Ellendale]

Because they haven't got enough words in their vocabulary, those that start a sentence with;
1. So....
2. Well I mean.....
3. It is what it is......
Any more?