Room 101.

[guerdeval]

Yeah alright but what were the tean biscuits like though???

It was instant coffee, and I thought rotarians were posh

 

[guerdeval]

Suppositories, not the product so much as the packaging, the very people who need them the most are the people that cann’t undo the bloody packaging !

 

[Pauljenny]

People who say, " To cut a long story short ". And then launch into a 45 minute monologue...

 

[Robmac]

People who say, " To cut a long story short ". And then launch into a 45 minute monologue...

Similarly people who say "Look, I'm not being funny but..."

 

[merl]

"Be the best version of your self" Who dreamed that stupid phrase up?

 

[Pudsey Bear]

Sarcastic tw@s

 

[Robmac]

Government studies carried out by highly qualified people who I guess are highly qualified in stating the bleeding obvious!

 

[campervanannie]

Tattoo covered street beggars with a fag on the go, scabby dog on a lead and a can of Carlsbrerg full strength, trying to make me feel guilty.

Don’t forget the Range Rover parked around the corner.

 

[merl]

Modern day makeup on girls/ women (fine on men) generally I think they look terrible. As for the lip pumping and arse expanding things.....I mean w.t.f?

 

[Pudsey Bear]

Oh yes the sink plunger or trout pout, I blame the stupid womens and kids magazines for those hideously Fugly things.

Arse expandin WTF are you into behind the curtains Merlin lad???

 

[Wully]

Wasting twenty minutes of your life reading 5 pages of shite.

 

[Pudsey Bear]

Wasting twenty minutes of your life reading 5 pages of shite.

Everyone needs a hobby

 

[r4dent]

Ok here goes...

Films & TV etc where they mumble (had me ears checked and they work fine) So you put the subs on and then the play a song and that gets subs too and you think WTF are they doing that for.
People who wander around on their damned phones with them on speaker holding them about a foot from their ears?????
........
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People who stand too close to me, and then when I move get close again.
Pen clickers.


That'll do for now.

They'd need to use the airship hangar at Farnborough as Room 101.

 

[mariesnowgoose]

People who say, " To cut a long story short ". And then launch into a 45 minute monologue...

Oi! I resemble that remark...

 

[Pudsey Bear]

That's a given Marie.

 

[TissyD]

Me

 

[Robmac]

Me

Aw don't put yourself down so.

Allow us.

 

[izwozral]

Rushing to the loo for a pee and not reaching it in time.

Had a pee, washed your hands and needing to pee again.

Getting up at 3:00am for a pee.

Owners of dogs who dress them up to match themselves.

Technology.

Government's, solicitors, dentists, coppers and self entitled people.

Getting thrown out of a nunnery for cracking one off.

Robmacs grey hair, why on earth doesn't he dye it platinum?

Cats (sorry Sharon)

This bleedin' cold weather - it makes me pee more.

Trev sending me pics of his skiddy underpants.

Wokery

SJW 's

Really camp blokes, it's an affectation innit.

Needing to go for a pee aga.....

 

[merl]

Arse expandin WTF are you into behind the curtains Merlin lad???

Take a look at this beauty, she's been to Turkey for the op and now she's gonna insta that ass to the max! Phwarr (no thanks love)

 

[barryd]

Take a look at this beauty, she's been to Turkey for the op and now she's gonna insta that ass to the max! Phwarr (no thanks love)

Very sad indeed. What is wrong with these people?

Maybe we should put vanity surgical enhancements into Room 101.