Room 101.

[RichardHelen262]

I left about £80 worth of paint, filler some rollers and a bit skirting board at B and Q. The guy offered to help me in the self service checkout which I refused and asked him to open a proper checkout. He refused saying there wasn’t enough staff muttering something under his breath. Ended up telling him to keep the stuff.

Our local B&Q has done away with all the checkouts, and only have self service checkouts,
But yet they have 2 to 3 people standing at the self serve checkouts waiting to help people.
I no longer use B&Q as I don’t do self service checkouts

 

[Robmac]

You need to stand further back.

Yeah but then I'd be in the fish pond.

 

[chrishunter]

Self service checkouts and being forced to use them by an employee who could be on a proper checkout.

Just had a thought and to show what a nasty sod i am ,can i suggest when we`ve got some spare time to go around the supermarket fill a deep trolley and leave it by a proper check out then walk away ,leaving them to put it all back.

 

[RichardHelen262]

Just had a thought and to show what a nasty sod i am ,can i suggest when we`ve got some spare time to go around the supermarket fill a deep trolley and leave it by a proper check out then walk away ,leaving them to put it all back.

Or use the self check out then send an invoice for your services

 

[Robmac]

Just had a thought and to show what a nasty sod i am ,can i suggest when we`ve got some spare time to go around the supermarket fill a deep trolley and leave it by a proper check out then walk away ,leaving them to put it all back.

I have actually done that when a checkout girl was rude to me.

 

[colinm]

I have actually done that when a checkout girl was rude to me.

should have gone to the self check out.

 

[Robmac]

should have gone to the self check out.

She asked me to pop my pin in for God's sake.

In front of my wife as well I might add!

 

[trevskoda]

She asked me to pop my pin in for God's sake.

In front of my wife as well I might add!

Why has your wife got one to, prob dont like being second in the cue.

 

[mistericeman]

You were never one of course.

Yes I WAS .....

Hated it ...

 

[Robmac]

Why has your wife got one to, prob dont like being second in the cue.

Reminds me of the old joke Trev;

"Sir did you just fart before my wife"

"Yeah sorry, I didn't realise she wanted to go first"

Ok, another one for room 101.

 

[oppy]

I believe they’re the future, treat them well and let them lead the way.

 

[molly 2]

All new badly built and poor quality motorhomes

 

[RichardHelen262]

All new badly built and poor quality motorhomes

That will be all of them then

 

[barryd]

Michelle put supermarkets into Room 101 for me a long time ago. Not allowed in now. I must remember to thank her for that. I will be going into them in France in the summer though much to her annoyance. I can spend an hour checking out the cheese and booze.

 

[trevskoda]

Michelle put supermarkets into Room 101 for me a long time ago. Not allowed in now. I must remember to thank her for that. I will be going into them in France in the summer though much to her annoyance. I can spend an hour checking out the cheese and booze.

Lots of good cheese between ones toes.

 

[r4dent]

Children ....

Children are hereditary

If your parents didn't have kids,the chances are that you won't.

 

[campervanannie]

I believe they’re the future, treat them well and let them lead the way.

Looking at some of todays children that whole quote scares me to death.

 

[campervanannie]

Anyone in any public service who uses the sentence LESSONS WILL BE LEARNED

 

[Pudsey Bear]

Just had a thought and to show what a nasty sod i am ,can i suggest when we`ve got some spare time to go around the supermarket fill a deep trolley and leave it by a proper check out then walk away ,leaving them to put it all back.

No No No, you should let them put it through the till, then walk off muttering loudly about forgetting to bring a debit card.

 

[Pudsey Bear]

Ok here goes...

Films & TV etc where they mumble (had me ears checked and they work fine) So you put the subs on and then the play a song and that gets subs too and you think WTF are they doing that for.

People who wander around on their damned phones with them on speaker holding them about a foot from their ears?????

People who sit at traffic lights with begging cups then walk down the line of cars, fun in summer though when all the windows go up.

Closed checkouts when the staff are stood around yapping to eachother.

People who think they can telegraph their intentions when driving.

People who when asked a simple question, cannot give a simple answer, they usually have boobs.

People who cannot close doors, or cannot do it quietly.

Ignorant people.

Not replacing the loo roll.

Card or cash only tills.

People who are always late.

People who leave things to the last minute.

I cannot lie.

That's what I'm talking about.

Doing 20 in a 40.

No please or thank you.

People who just dont see you in front of them and walk into you.

Sniffing instead of blowing their nose

Coughing in your face.

Twats who seem to think it's alright to delay the queue at the supermarket as they never thought they may need to find the means to pay.

Why can't I have a breakfast at 11:01?

People who stand too close to me, and then when I move get close again.

Pen clickers.


That'll do for now.