Room 101.

[Pauljenny]

Pessimists..
Wha..t s..
Happ.. en..ING to me?
Wh....ere am...i..
.GOinnnnng ?

 

[Hymer Snobs]

Doner kebabs
.
When sober.

So, never then Paul

 

[izwozral]

Weak toilet paper that tears when ass wiping.

 

[merl]

Weak toilet paper that tears when ass wiping.

AHH, the old Brown finger

 

[caledonia]

Pretentious over priced up their own arse restaurants that you need to book months in advance to be served scraps and then blow smoke up its arse saying how umammy the wee scraps of so called food was.

 

[guerdeval]

Service charges in restaurants, 20% today without forewarning, my wife’s goby pal told them to take it off and they complied.

 

[trevskoda]

People with to much money who eat in over priced restaurants.

 

[merl]

Pretentious over priced up their own arse restaurants that you need to book months in advance to be served scraps and then blow smoke up its arse saying how umammy the wee scraps of so called food was.

I really dont know how they keep getting away with it year after year, I guess there's always a supply of pretentious up their own arse customers to fill the pretentious up their own arse restaurants, personally I'll stay out of any eating establishment that's going to charge me a small fortune to arrange my food with a pair of fekin tweezers.

 

[Pauljenny]

Leaking shoes.

 

[Pauljenny]

Weak toilet paper that tears when ass wiping.

Use the toilet brush and some Harpic..
It'll drive you clean round the bend.

 

[merl]

Leaking shoes.

Or a leaking arse in Ral's case

 

[mariesnowgoose]

Or a leaking arse in Ral's case

He solved that problem a while back with octopus bubblegum, merl

 

[mariesnowgoose]

Myself

 

[trevskoda]

Leaking shoes.

Nice way of explaining incontinence, we understand.

 

[izwozral]

Myself

Noooooo!

 

[Thassian]

Being told to ENJOY

 

[Pudsey Bear]

Hospital appointments, hospital parking, hospital food.

 

[mark61]

You lot are going to need an extra room.

 

[Pudsey Bear]

FF S, stop calling me fat.

 

[Rolyan57]

My doctors, who have now insisted that patients can no longer phone the surgery, and can no longer make appointments to see a doctor.