Stealth Camper

Well said Annie girl.

One of the nicest guys on this forum has a van that cost him all of 400 quid.

Also, another really great bloke who is absolutely loaded & has a serious money gin palace, helped me carry water to my humble van.
 
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Debs said:
If you park near a tree, I might be able to shimmy up and look down on your van, then I could put my van there and its your turn up the tree to look down on my van. Afterwards we could form the looking down on vans appreciation society! :lol-049::lol-049::lol-049::lol-049::lol-049:
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Be carefull Debs the thought of you two ladies shimmying up and down trees will get some raised temperatures from some of the men on here. :lol-049::lol-049:
 
Jimhunterj4 said:
Yes while I agree he did later admit his mistake ( thankyou for pointing that out ) he was at the time of writing it Talking shite. Thankyou Johnboy
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So wild camping is not against the law but camping wild without the land owners permission is trespass which is an offence.
 
GRWXJR said:
My posts to the delight that is OPH were tongue-in-cheek.

I reckon anyone who has that kind of attitude and willingness to stir the pot will have a pretty thick skin, and also has to expect some kind of response.

Either he'll be affronted by the sheer gall of "the peasants are revolting", or he'll be enjoying trying to get under the skin of people just for kicks.

C'est la vie.
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I am inclined to agree with you, however I cannot reconcile that with him failing to pay £18..00 subscription to support the club.
If everyone failed to pay and the club ceased for lack of funds, how would he broadcast his "wafts of £$%^" sorry shafts of wit.
My 96 year old father in law has a saying, he would skin a fart for a penny then try and sell you the skin back for a halfpenny

I personally prefer to imagine him turning the gas off when he turns his bacon over
 
Jimhunterj4 said:
Yes while I agree he did later admit his mistake ( thankyou for pointing that out ) he was at the time of writing it Talking shite. Thankyou Johnboy
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His apology actually came before your denigration of him, so I still think your reply was uncalled for.
 
sak said:
So wild camping is not against the law but camping wild without the land owners permission is trespass which is an offence.
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Trespass is a tricky one. In itself, it's pretty harmless and you would have to be very unlucky to to be punished. However, if there are a group of you or you were to do any damage, then you can get into problems.

Take a look at this (sorry can't make link as I'm on my phone):

http://www.cps.gov.uk/legal/s_to_u/trespass_and_nuisance_on_land/
 
I am full of admiration for the folks who build their own vans - stealth or not - and I only wish I could build my own. I'd love a silk purse made out of a sow's ear, I'm sure it would be much nicer to look at and more fun to drive than the box on wheels I currently have.

I don't "wild camp" - if I want to "camp" then I go to a campsite. On the other hand, if I want to park somewhere for the night and have a sleep then I do.
 
whitevanwoman said:
ha ha :lol-053: It could quite easily be arranged, we're nearly neighbours, I live not too far from J38, M6 and I've been promising to visit a friend in Carlisle for ages...
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Is that legal, living not far from J38? :wave::wacko:
 
John H said:
His apology actually came before your denigration of him, so I still think your reply was uncalled for.
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While I accept that you can't accept my opinion john I didn't read any more of his posts on the merit of his first post, what you need to do is accept that I along with many others who may or may not have posted what they think about his first post still think they were talking shite. Ps "denigration" not defaming them just stating fact, anyway you would know all about that wouldn't you ? bit of pot calling kettle is it not ?
 
Jimhunterj4 said:
While I accept that you can't accept my opinion john I didn't read any more of his posts on the merit of his first post
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You do know how real life works don't you?

Right now I think you're being a bit of a twonk, but I'll still read your replies because I understand that you might come round and demonstrate that you're a decent chap.

Maybe you could extend that to sak, who has had the decency to come back and admit that first impressions were wrong and who will probably be a better contributor to the wildcamping community because sak went looking and actually did some research, rather than just jumping to conclusions.
 
Debs said:
Is that legal, living not far from J38? :wave::wacko:
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Dunno, but even the police don't come round here any more.

Worryingly, we do have an Old Police House in our village :scared:
 
Jimhunterj4 said:
Don't you start Annie, I've seen you shimmying at St. Andrews mind lol
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Not sure that was shimmying probably toilet duties commonly known as crap wilding sorry meant to say wild crapping, :scared::scared::scared: were you peeping going to call you Tom from now on. :lol-049::lol-049::lol-049: and staying on topic it was stealth crapping.
 
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Don't you just love a wind up.
The poor people one is one of my favourites. Used it a few times but it still gets results.Smelly French one was another good one.
Thing is.Those that suss its a wind up might have a little titter. For those that don't it gives them the opportunity to take the moral high ground and feel all superior which makes them and the bandwagon jumpers feel better. Every ones a winner. I provide this service free. I know it's offensive to the poor but nearly all jokes offensive to somebody.
Off now to an expensive Austrian ski resort for 3 weeks. I know some of you will hope I break my neck.I don't even mind if you WRITE IT DOWN.
 
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Jimhunterj4 said:
While I accept that you can't accept my opinion john I didn't read any more of his posts on the merit of his first post, what you need to do is accept that I along with many others who may or may not have posted what they think about his first post still think they were talking shite. Ps "denigration" not defaming them just stating fact, anyway you would know all about that wouldn't you ? bit of pot calling kettle is it not ?
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You really are a bit of a prat aren't you? That, by the way, IS intended as a personal insult - something I don't often engage in. This has nothing whatever to do with not accepting your opinion; it is about you insulting someone who made an honest mistake and then corrected it. Sak clearly has an open mind; you don't appear to have one at all (another insult!).
 
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