Don't you just love a wind up.
The poor people one is one of my favourites. Used it a few times but it still gets results.Smelly French one was another good one.
Thing is.Those that suss its a wind up might have a little titter. For those that don't it gives them the opportunity to take the moral high ground and feel all superior which makes them and the bandwagon jumpers feel better. Every ones a winner. I provide this service free. I know it's offensive to the poor but nearly all jokes offensive to somebody.
Off now to an expensive Austrian ski resort for 3 weeks. I know some of you will hope I break my neck.I don't even mind if you WRITE IT DOWN.