Red full light in toilet?

[Pudsey Bear]

The cold water might be a shock.

 

[Pudsey Bear]

Portable bidet

Err, not sure what I would do with that.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B07VHKVXLL?ref=cm_sw_r_mwn_dp_TXEC4XD20N3KQEGQN2T3&ref_=cm_sw_r_mwn_dp_TXEC4XD20N3KQEGQN2T3&social_share=cm_sw_r_mwn_dp_TXEC4XD20N3KQEGQN2T3&language=en-GB

 

[alcam]

Err, not sure what I would do with that.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B07VHKVXLL?ref=cm_sw_r_mwn_dp_TXEC4XD20N3KQEGQN2T3&ref_=cm_sw_r_mwn_dp_TXEC4XD20N3KQEGQN2T3&social_share=cm_sw_r_mwn_dp_TXEC4XD20N3KQEGQN2T3&language=en-GB

Squirt it up your jaxxy (erse) . Works a treat . Saves on paper

 

[merl]

Talk about a house full of crap you don't actually need! What on earth is that supposed to do that a 'wipe' doesn't?
Ten quid for a pointless, cupboard filling precision anus rinser, whatever next?

 

[Pudsey Bear]

Squirt it up your jaxxy (erse) . Works a treat . Saves on paper

I'll pass, a WU bottle is cheaper.

 

[merl]

Saves on paper

Sounds like an excuse to me Allen but each to his own

 

[alcam]

Talk about a house full of crap you don't actually need! What on earth is that supposed to do that a 'wipe' doesn't?
Ten quid for a pointless, cupboard filling precision anus rinser, whatever next?

It works better than any wipe i.e. cleans thoroughly. Not going to produce evidence, best if you just take my word for it .
Alternative , in house not van , would be the very precise , anus rinsing , Japanese toilet .
Very effective but a lot more expensive

 

[r4dent]

Squirt it up your jaxxy (erse) . Works a treat . Saves on paper

I once won a toilet brush on the Bingo at Morecambe.

Tried it for a week but then I threw it away.


Much preferred paper.

(Apologies to the late Colin Compton who supplied this gag for our Rag Mag back in 1969.)

 

[barryd]

Why do all my threads end up about anus rinsing?

 

[merl]

Why do all my threads end up about anus rinsing?

Whhhho, there's a band name.... Barry and the anus rinsers.

 

[merl]

Not going to produce evidence,

Yeh, keep those pictures to yourself

 

[Robmac]

I'll pass, a WU bottle is cheaper.

Thanks Kev.

I now have an image in my head which I can't unsee.

 

[Pudsey Bear]

Thanks Kev.

I now have an image in my head which I can't unsee.

I have an active imagination Rob, I could give you another image to clear that one out, do you have any preference as to type?

 

[Robmac]

I have an active imagination Rob, I could give you another image to clear that one out, do you have any preference as to type?

I do Kev but I can't post it here.

It definitely doesn't involve a bear bent over squirting a washing up bottle up his harris though if that's any help?

 

[mark61]

He looks well knocked out.

 

[Pudsey Bear]

I do Kev but I can't post it here.

It definitely doesn't involve a bear bent over squirting a washing up bottle up his harris though if that's any help?

Well Rob when one is visualised thus

or

Or even

One needs to clean the fur properly before venturing out.

 

[barryd]

I am delighted to report that after a second emptying today I can confirm that the Thetford level light is completely fubared! result!

I would like to thank everyone who participated in this crucially important thread!

 

[jacquigem]

OK, ii can wash my ffinger now.