I was here first🤯

At one of my favourite wee one nighters. Got here about 4pm parked up not a sole in sight. First a pvc van pulls in parked a bit close considering the place is the size of a football part 10 minutes later a swift hire van dose the same at other side now the pvc is running a generator and the tosser in the hire vans sitting with the engine running. It’s no even 6 o’clock. Wonder if they like Kenny Rodger's at 4am 😜
They probably are Celtic supporters Wully.
Playing the sash whilst flying a Rangers flag possibly upset them. :)
 
I’ve mellowed in my old age ive got a poodle for a dog. Best plan just get drunk as a fart have a good time. I’m a two faced cuuntt his generator broke and I helped him fix it gave him some oil. showed him how to turn it down to low mode. Nice wee Honda 1000 cracking piece of kit 😂
 
Have to sneak this in I’ve watched this 100 times. Go back and follow her past street busker at 17.


 
Ive done that before in France and the feckers followed us!! 🤣 You really couldnt make it up.
Been there done that and got the tee-shirt 🤬

Many many years back i had a Honda EU10i that would happily run the microwave or a portable electric oven.

Pulled onto the aire at Sixt-Fer-à-Cheval and because there was already 1 other van on there near the service point i went right to the other end and set up.

A couple of other Johnny Foreigners turned up and stayed at the far end so all was well then a Brit tuned up and parked so bloody close i struggled to open the door, 2 mintes later his fcuking mate turned up and parked just as close.

Wifey didn`t want me going out and saying something so we packed up and went to the ski-lift station at Samoëns right at the back of the huge car parks completely on our own.

Half an hour or so later i saw the 2 Brits drive past on the main road, then they must have turned round came back and parked right at the side of us again as you say ................................................... You really couldnt make it up :mad:🤬:mad:🤬:mad:🤬
 
At one of my favourite wee one nighters. Got here about 4pm parked up not a sole in sight. First a pvc van pulls in parked a bit close considering the place is the size of a football part 10 minutes later a swift hire van dose the same at other side now the pvc is running a generator and the tosser in the hire vans sitting with the engine running. It’s no even 6 o’clock. Wonder if they like Kenny Rodger's at 4am 😜
Just thinkin Wullie. (A know dangerous thing to do)
When you were a wee boy ye didnae say "Its ma baw" did ye Wullie :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
 
You know what Bill. I had a cracking weekend wae my noisy neighbours. Weather was good fixed the wee guys generator. The folk in hire van wae engine running were foreigners wae a flat battery and two wee kids who played for hours with our new puppy. Just a bad start thought I was in for a noisy annoying weekend turned out the opposite.
 
You know what Bill. I had a cracking weekend wae my noisy neighbours. Weather was good fixed the wee guys generator. The folk in hire van wae engine running were foreigners wae a flat battery and two wee kids who played for hours with our new puppy. Just a bad start thought I was in for a noisy annoying weekend turned out the opposite.
Good Wullie, pleased you had a good time.
Making me jealous about your puppy, I stlll mis my dug Ben.
What kind of dug is it.
 

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