campervanannie
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LalalallalalaI’m not listening it’s times like this I wish I was an ostrich lala
The van driver who handles your goods could pas it to you when you carry them in,no win situation.
The van driver who handles your goods could pas it to you when you carry them in,no win situation.
So here is the biginnings of a plan.When the virus gets really close, self isolation for campervanning oldies,
Take your camper to a remote place for a holiday, perhaps best in the UK say mid Wales or The Scottish highlands, and close enough to get home if you catch it: keep away from people, cook in your camper, when you need shopping shop online at say Asda or Tesco, either click and collect or home delivery to a place where you can park safely outside an address sample imaginary address "the camper outside no 1 plague cottage Eyam postcode" to wait for the delivery. The 2nd option may or may not work, but my guess is it will. Self service pay at pump for fuel and lpg, fill at unfrequented hours, water from a public tap or spring. Wash your hands after, perhaps wear a mask at these times. Your camper needs to be self sufficient for electric.
Now I know if you are fit enough to do this even when old , you may well survive the pneumonia anyway but if you like remote places it is a holiday, even if as predicted this may happen in April.
I might join you, though one of the remote Scottish lochs might be a better idea.
I'm just gonna take my boat into the middle of Windermere with a few tins of Spam and beans and a fishing rod for a few months.
Sorted.
And remember not to breath in when talking to him,or hold a glass catch sheet in front of your face.Simples. Carry them in wearing gloves, then wipe them down with disinfectant wipes and disinfect the gloves.
Fact is folk here dont seem to care,never wash there hands after the loo,handle the trollies in tesco/asda and even putting the hands in the pick & mix sweet boxes,dirty lot the irish.
As everybody knows I am a gentle mild mannered kindly and modest soul.
But one thing that really, and I mean really lights my fire are the selfish unthinking morons in Lidl, or other supermarkets,
who use their hands to get the fresh baked rolls from the containers when tongs are available.
I saw a woman doing it last week and I almost started WW3 over it.
In the current climate If you did it in Italy, you would be lynched, in Germany shot and in Russia, simply disappear, Here they get a disapproving look from the shop assistant.
Dezi whinging old git