Not sure I qualify.
Half Scottish, half Swiss, half Finnish and half English
Not sure I qualify.
Half Scottish, half Swiss, half Finnish and half English
Nope, my math is correctAnd crap at maths.
You are quarter Scottish, Swiss, Finnish and English.
Nope, my math is correct
Nope, my math is correct
Cheeky git.
And it is maths unless you are 1/5 American.
Who are these English you speak of?
I think they must be mythical beasts as it would seem everybody denies been one.....
You can't stop there!Well the Cornish say no way we’re not English, the geordies are just frustrated Scots, Londoners well they reckon their the centre of the world, Yorkshire and Lancashire folk hate each other, and Liverpool never forgave Manchester for building the ship canal, humberside reckon they are hard done by, the north east reckon they have been forgotten by the rest, Somerset, well they reckon they are better than everyone else, Then we have the north south divide, And the Lake District is where the English go in their droves to see what they are missing in Scotland.
Tin hat at the ready for incoming.
You can't stop there!
Tell us about the Welsh and Scots....(I daren't mention Northern Ireland!)
Well the Cornish say no way we’re not English, the geordies are just frustrated Scots, Londoners well they reckon their the centre of the world, Yorkshire and Lancashire folk hate each other, and Liverpool never forgave Manchester for building the ship canal, humberside reckon they are hard done by, the north east reckon they have been forgotten by the rest, Somerset, well they reckon they are better than everyone else, Then we have the north south divide, And the Lake District is where the English go in their droves to see what they are missing in Scotland.
Tin hat at the ready for incoming.
It is, now the bloomin English have left.
I'm a Geordie and I went for a promotion to manager in the Glasgow branch, which had a big arrears problem. I pointed out that an Englishman debt collecting in the Gorbals might have a problem, but was told as a Geordie I was just a Scotsman with his head kicked in. Fortunately they sent me to Brighton instead.Well the Cornish say no way we’re not English, the geordies are just frustrated Scots, Londoners well they reckon their the centre of the world, Yorkshire and Lancashire folk hate each other, and Liverpool never forgave Manchester for building the ship canal, humberside reckon they are hard done by, the north east reckon they have been forgotten by the rest, Somerset, well they reckon they are better than everyone else, Then we have the north south divide, And the Lake District is where the English go in their droves to see what they are missing in Scotland.
Tin hat at the ready for incoming.
I'm a Geordie and I went for a promotion to manager in the Glasgow branch, which had a big arrears problem. I pointed out that an Englishman debt collecting in the Gorbals might have a problem, but was told as a Geordie I was just a Scotsman with his head kicked in. Fortunately they sent me to Brighton instead.
It could have been even worse in Brighton.They would have had your balls in the gorbals Sam, you would have returned to Englandshire with a high pitched voice, and a worried look on your face.
Actually I'm Scottish! Was brought up to identify as British but absence of Engish blood was always emphasised! (the rest is Italian)We Celts stick together, we have been pilloried by the English/ French/ Norman’s for centuries. But unlike Ireland and wales you never conquered us, you just bailed us out after the Darian project and have held on to us ever since. But wee Nicky wants to put an end to this, but so far she has failed in her ambitions.
Just you Mark
I just hate everyone equally