Stay at Home

[myvanwy]

I was going to mention BBQs too but thought that may be bad taste.

 

[mariesnowgoose]

I was going to mention BBQs too but thought that may be bad taste.

?

 

[korky]

I was going to mention BBQs too but thought that may be bad taste.

Had one yesterday in the garden. Sardines,lovely. Ate in doors though.

 

[QFour]

Unfortunately, as long as the MacDonalds and the Costas and the Starbucks remain legally open for takeaways then you can't blame people for wanting to use them when they're (legitimately!) out and about. People using them are not breaking the law by doing so.

Just don't sit down anywhere outside or you will receive a £200 fine for having a picnic.

 

[trevskoda]

Just don't sit down anywhere outside or you will receive a £200 fine for having a picnic.

Just as i was about to go out into the garden with a cup of coffee.

 

[mariesnowgoose]

Dear Agony Aunt,

I was called in for a hospital appointment earlier this week. I was nervous.
Lots of people were wandering around outside in the hospital grounds and the car park without masks.

But I've also been very naughty myself today!

Went outside into my garden no less than four times!
(Didn't see a single person anywhere as everyone is staying inside round where I live)

But I also didn't wear a mask while I was out there either!

Should I hand myself in at the local police station and 'fess up to my extremely criminal misdemeanours?

Yours in confusion etc. ...


(PS. Fully expecting post to be pulled)

 

[Robmac]

The next time you are in Paris strolling along the champs elysees towards the Arc de triomphe, on your right
is a nicely situated Mcdonalds with a 1st floor that has an exellent view.

Yeah but, you'd have to have a Royale with Cheese instead of a quarter pounder.

 

[trevskoda]

You dont require a mask when outside, anyway they dont stop the virus as it is millions of time smaller than the cotton and goes straight through, matbe not as far but still in the air for a long time.

 

[Robmac]

You dont require a mask when outside, anyway they dont stop the virus as it is millions of time smaller than the cotton and goes straight through, matbe not as far but still in the air for a long time.

Yes but the droplets containing the virus won't go through the mask Trev.

 

[yorkieowl]

You dont require a mask when outside, anyway they dont stop the virus as it is millions of time smaller than the cotton and goes straight through, matbe not as far but still in the air for a long time.

All them there scientists must be wrong then.

 

[harrow]

Just as i was about to go out into the garden with a cup of coffee.

I thought the Irish were big tea drinkers ?

 

[mark61]

All them there scientists must be wrong then.

What the scientist on a camping forum?
I'm wondering if they've even looked up the data.

 

[Tim120]

Fully expecting post to be pulled

Behave

 

[mariesnowgoose]

Behave

Oh, you don't know how hard I've been trying, Tim !!!
(yes, yes... I know I can be very trying! )

For months now

I'm about fit to burst here ...

 

[trevskoda]

Yes but the droplets containing the virus won't go through the mask Trev.

Its in the breath, but yes heavy droplets wont get through, im wearing one just in case, better safe than sorry.

 

[trevskoda]

I thought the Irish were big tea drinkers ?

yes, the grannies & granpas, not young folk like me.

 

[barlicker]

Yes and one here smashed the side window in my old jago jeep which is in back yard.

I used to have one of those, really liked it !

 

[mariesnowgoose]

yes, the grannies & granpas, not young folk like me.

You missed 'trendy' out, Trev

 

[barlicker]

Stay at home ? Its as bad as 1 person in every 15 has the virus in London

Then according to some folk there will be an apocalypse in London with up to 250,000 dead. I await the BBC to confirm this.

 

[Wooie1958]

I`ve been outside and washed the car, whilst i was out there i said hello to a coupe of neighbours that were going for a walk with their youngster in a pushchair.

We never got closer than about 10 metres as they were out on the footpath, thankfully my gates were closed so the virus could not get into my drive.

Am i naughty and if so how should i punish myself ?