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Have any of you been to a CAMRA Meeting?
I was given some free* tickets a few years ago. These entitled you to so many glasses of free grog.
I went with Maj. Woodthorpe and the Reverend Morley, good friends and always ready for a P**s-up.
We got there and there were loads of Beardies all wandering around muttering about how the Old Scrotum's Very Peculiar had a cheesy smell and that the Clack Meister seemed to smell of old fish.
Most of them looked like they should have been allowed out without their Keepers. There was a constant thud at the doorway as more of them were rolled of the back of vehicles and they were released from their travelling sacks.
Fortunately, we found something brewed by a particularly alcoholic order of Belgian monks and slipped into oblivion after a few pints
* Remember "Free" is good and "That will be £20 Sir" is bad.
I was given some free* tickets a few years ago. These entitled you to so many glasses of free grog.
I went with Maj. Woodthorpe and the Reverend Morley, good friends and always ready for a P**s-up.
We got there and there were loads of Beardies all wandering around muttering about how the Old Scrotum's Very Peculiar had a cheesy smell and that the Clack Meister seemed to smell of old fish.
Most of them looked like they should have been allowed out without their Keepers. There was a constant thud at the doorway as more of them were rolled of the back of vehicles and they were released from their travelling sacks.
Fortunately, we found something brewed by a particularly alcoholic order of Belgian monks and slipped into oblivion after a few pints
* Remember "Free" is good and "That will be £20 Sir" is bad.
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