Pee bottles

[JQB]

Use an old tea pot, then when out to empty folk wont know any better, same colour and steaming.
PS dont get this mixed up with the real teapot

 

[JQB]

That is soo simple and soo clever. We would need one of thise big old brown canteen types!

 

[Pudsey Bear]

All very easy If you've ever changed a baby's nappy or picked up after your dog what's the problem?

We live in a snowflake era.

 

[JQB]

These Campervan/panel vans with sliding doors should be banned, also, if there were ever a reason to carry a battery power welder, is to weld them sliding doors up!!

Nope, ban coachbuilts, from freecamping!
And fit leather straps to inside of sliding doors to aid closing slowly.

 

[JQB]

Used a pee bottle for years, but I still open and close the whoosh bang especially if there are loads of vans near by.

Only coachbuilts neerby i hope

 

[JQB]

Only coachbuilts neerby i hope

That is "nearby" then

 

[JQB]

The tank supplied with diesel heaters, works for me.
Oh! After arranging the fuel to be supplied from the vehicle fuel tank.

Good one but the teapot idea sounds clever to.

 

[JQB]

My view, if you don’t have a toilet, even a porta potty you shouldn’t be allowed to overnight anywhere, remember it’s not just pee that goes in the hedges.

What about all those car campers and backpackers, do they have a loo with then? They do not, but if old school will have an implement to bury it and leave no trace. When i'ts not buried campervans gey the blame these days.

 

[JQB]

That would be novel or even just the thought of the girls trying to aim and piss into a bottle.

Girls can simply use a peewee gizmo, simple.

 

[Moonraker 2]

Girls can simply use a peewee gizmo, simple.

Did you know that a litre or half litre milk container will work just as well and is free.
Cut the bottom of the container off ( do not leave any jagged edges,) glue the cap if necessary, the plastic is soft and flexible enough to fit snuggly in the desired area. There is even a handy handle.
Down the drain or into a hedge.
I use one all the time
Don't you know that urine is a valuable commodity that we throw away. It does not carry germs and has been known to soften tough leather shoes.

 

[trevskoda]

and has been known to soften tough leather shoes.

Ok then just p-ss down you leg if thats the case, not so good if wearing wellies.

 

[alcam]

Did you know that a litre or half litre milk container will work just as well and is free.
Cut the bottom of the container off ( do not leave any jagged edges,) glue the cap if necessary, the plastic is soft and flexible enough to fit snuggly in the desired area. There is even a handy handle.
Down the drain or into a hedge.
I use one all the time
Don't you know that urine is a valuable commodity that we throw away. It does not carry germs and has been known to soften tough leather shoes.

Was used in the making of Harris tweed as well

 

[n brown]

I remember them Barton? four seats all together, never seen that anywhere else.

File:Barton Dennis Loline II.jpg - Wikimedia Commons

commons.wikimedia.org

lots of low bridges round there

 

[yorkslass]

Just pee your pants, it gives you a warm glow and after a couple of days nobody wants to be near you. Win, win!

Billy connelly

 

[Lee]

This thread is definitely a new twist on the toilet threads if old.
May someone is just taking the p!&&.

 

[guerdeval]

When I lived in Brittany a young travelling girl would stay on my land, she had a horse drawn “roulotte’ with no facilities, as she wore hippy type long dresses she would just bend down pretty much anywhere, I assumed she didn’t use underwear?at least I hope not.

 

[JQB]

Elastic bands.

This thread is definitely a new twist on the toilet threads if old.
May someone is just taking the p!&&.

Taking the piss?
No, draining the piss!
I saw a video where a compost type van toilet was fitted with a drain tap on the urine container, and tube through to the road. Ok if you drained on to grass out in the country and or on wet days of which there are plenty right now.

 

[Pudsey Bear]

lots of low bridges round there

Yes of course.

I lived in Wilmorton Derby for a while and my sister lived in Notts.

 

[Pudsey Bear]

Beware

Decorum is proper and polite behavior. If you let out a big belch at a fancy dinner party, you're not showing much decorum.

Why was a man who took a wee in a lay-by fined for littering?

A high-profile lawyer disputes a council's claim that public urination is littering.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[wildebus]

What about all those car campers and backpackers, do they have a loo with then? They do not, but if old school will have an implement to bury it and leave no trace. When i'ts not buried campervans gey the blame these days.

This is the funny - and weirdest - thing .... The group who are by far the most likely to be self-sufficient and least to blame get the finger pointed at them the most.
This is why I take no interest in the opinions of others (non-Motorhomers/Campervanners) on this matter as they have no idea.