Pee bottles

[campervanannie]

That would be novel or even just the thought of the girls trying to aim and piss into a bottle.

We can do it very well with the help of a wizz

 

[1 Cup]

Comfort break !. fabric softener 1.5 ltr
Especially 1st thing in the morning Arrrrr.

Whhoooosh bang and it gone!. . Pour out on 1st lefthand bend. Then put lid back on...

 

[Scotia]

We can do it very well with the help of a wizz
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Ye will have to explain that one Annie it looks as confusing as a wrapped up hoover.

 

[st3v3]

Comport bottles are good as they have a wide neck

Perfect for you and 3 of your mates to go at the same time


Lol.

Tommy uses one of these to pee whenever we are out. It means we only need room for him to be, not a proper massive disabled toilet. And you know what, it's probably a sensible idea if camping and concerned about the next empty

 

[guerdeval]

A mans gotta do what a mans gotta doWhat would you do about all the lorries that don't have toilets.

As an ‘ex trucker I’m embarrassed to say that I have in the past £$%^ in a plastic bag and often peed in bottles, unlike truckers abroad the facilities in the UK are literally third world but if you’re unlucky to be away from a service area then the least you can do is keep it to yourself until you can bin it.

 

[izwozral]

Just pee your pants, it gives you a warm glow and after a couple of days nobody wants to be near you. Win, win!

 

[mark61]

Used a pee bottle for years, but I still open and close the whoosh bang especially if there are loads of vans near by.

 

[rugbyken]

i have always used a pee bottle not boasting but the large necked comfort type bottles are best healthy ? male urinates 2-3 ltrs a day using a bottle a cassette lasts 5 days instead of 3

 

[Tim120]

This is what I use.

Then top up the nearest gennie.

 

[merl]

This is what I use.

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Then top up the nearest gennie.

And this is what I use, straight out the rear doors, no need to get out of bed.

FloPlast 112mm Round Line Gutter 4m - Black | Wickes.co.uk

FloPlast 112mm Round Line Gutter 4m - Black

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[n brown]

having lived in a van with 5 other people , no.2 s when possible ,were a walk in the bushes with a shovel , but if necessary , the porta potti , number 1s went in a lidded bucket to be disposed of in the undergrowth

 

[runnach]

Just pee your pants, it gives you a warm glow and after a couple of days nobody wants to be near you. Win, win!

Reminds me of the days wearing a wetsuit during a winter dive in freezing Loch Long or Fyne. When the cold really hits you underwater you have little control, then for a few seconds, it’s like the central heating kicked in, the lassies had it good, both legs would get warmed up

Down side, the drive home would be nauseating due to the stench in the warm car

 

[trevskoda]

Have a friend who does c heating work, one day he nipped out to his van when at a job to have a quick one into a milk container, just then the lady whos house he was at opened the slideing door to invite him for a cup of tea.

 

[Canalsman]

This is what I use.

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Then top up the nearest gennie.

Not BP then?

 

[Boris7]

Lucky you can hold, once i get the tortous head pushing i have about 5 min window or its game over.

Immodium Trev, also we used to carry high value loads a lot and getting out of the cab during the night made you vunerable.

 

[Pudsey Bear]

Ye will have to explain that one Annie it looks as confusing as a wrapped up hoover.View attachment 125842

Similar device, but I like the one Annie has better.

 

[Pudsey Bear]

I started using a bottle shortly after trying to pee into the Thetford at night, no chance of hitting the target half asleep, not much better in the daytime either.

 

[jagmanx]

Pooing in the hedge.
just need a doggie bag and tongs 1

 

[Scotia]

I started using a bottle shortly after trying to pee into the Thetford at night, no chance of hitting the target half asleep, not much better in the daytime either.

Sit then!

I didnt miss the H Trevor !

 

[Pudsey Bear]

Even less chance of that I'm afraid.