GeoffL
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Similar, but in reverse. A friend in the 1970s was a greenie (sparkie in civvy terms) on HMS [deleted to protect identities] and one of the senior NCOs or officers was having issues with the phone in their office. No matter how and what was tried, it refused to be fixed. It was usable, but there was some line noise that required 'major surgery' to fix -- a cable re-run not possible with the ship operational. The phone's owner eventually said, in exasperation, "I'd do better with a tin can and bit of string" -- so my friend obliged and the following day the guy entered his office to find a tin can and piece of string where the phone used to be!My workmate had an XJ6 back in the 80's. He cut the curly lead and receiver off of an old house 'phone and tied the lead to his dashboard. He also had a cassette recording of a 'phone ringing.
He would pull up at traffic lights with the windows down, play the cassette for a few seconds and then put the receiver to his ear and stout shouting stuff like "Buy, Buy! Sell, Sell!".
Now he was a tit.