I got a 6 month contract in Nigeria where malaria based mossies proliferate. Phew, big words, I'll go and have a lie down . . . . .
. . . . . OK I'm back.
Rule one: you can't take anti malaria tablets for more than 3 months because they rot your liver
2) Mossies inhabit damp areas: swamps, slow rivers, and at ground level in hedgerows for example. So stay away.
3) Eating garlic keeps them away. It penetrates the pores on your skin and they don't like it so they stay away. It really works.
4) As they like damp ground, go up higher where there isn't any. I moved to the top floor of the hotel and I could sleep with the windows open.
So if you are in a camper, have garlic mushrooms for breakfast, garlic beer for lunch and chicken kiev for tea.
Garlic beer is an actual thing:
This isn't a beer that pairs well with garlic, this is a beer that's made with garlic. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtgN2FjlLow Transcript: My name is Martin Keen. And on this channel, the Homebrew Challenge, where I brew a
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The Isle of Wight is Europe's biggest producer of garlic. They have an annual Garlic Festival that I went to. There was a beer tent that sold Garlic Beer. I thought no, that's impossible so I bought some. Tasted it. Nearly threw up. Thought: no it couldn't have been that bad. Tasted some more. Yes, it is that bad. Poured it away on a poor unsuspecting plant and went and bought some peppermints.