If Santa could bring you anything

[Arrachogaidh]

Last year I got caught out

while being Santa




:mad1::mad1::mad1::lol-053::lol-053::lol-053:

 

[Arrachogaidh]

Perhaps a little candy

... but make it naughty!!!:lol-049::lol-049::lol-049::lol-049:

 

[cedas]

Can't say I fancy unwrapping any of the male photos offered - shucks you could have found some better ones - ah well not to worry - I'm probably past it anyway and let's back to basics - whatever your belief, whatever your past (and we all all have one!) I would just wish good will to all men (ie humankind not male species) and that we could all learn to be nice to each other. ( Do I see a pig flying somewhere up near the star of Bethlehem??) A bit more understanding from those in power who seem to think everyone has the same income as they do, (with !% of theirs I'd feel very very rich) a bit more in the way of basic morals from bank managers, politicians and industry chiefs -- ah well another pig trying to fly over there... and apat from that could the met office please promise reasonable weather this year? (for the whole world of course

 

[and123wills]

I like big butts & i cannot lie:heart::heart::heart::heart::heart:

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i like big gifts:banana:
give me her please Santa,,,,

Mothman,,

Cant see santa getting here down the chimney :lol-061:

 

[Deleted member 13543]

Ladies, get the LOOK!!

Having seen what was appreciated by the male section of Wildcamping, I thought maybe the female section might like to to bring a little pleasure to their partners??

Christmas Present Costume PINK

Price : £23.49
with this costume, crismas be more exciting and energetic. you will look more cute and sexy.
The Pink Adult Christmas Present Costume includes a fuchsia pink dress with a white faux fur trim and a white central bow with heart shaped gemstone.
The Miss Santa style costume also includes a matching fuchsia pink Santa hat with a white faux fur trim and white pom-pom.
The Christmas themed outfit is completed by a white faux fur stole and a pair of pink and white striped stockings.

Have a good Christmas - or maybe a naughty, exciting and energetic one would be more fun???

KP x x x

 

[del boy]

del boy full member

With those three young ladies to tend my needs my wish to santa would be to make sure I was still alive:fun::fun::fun:

 

[Bill Posters]

Is that why Santa says 'Ho Ho Ho'?

 

[Bigpeetee]

OK, you men, time for us women to have an eyeful!!!

Please Santa Phil, can I have the one on the end??

KP x x x

Girls, Girls, Girls.....you know the truth, they're probably GAY

 

[Randonneur]

Was thinking about showing you all my rippling muscles! :lol-049:

But that would put you all off and get the forum closed down. :rolleyes2: :wacko:

 

[Randonneur]

But what I would really like for christmas is.....

A reliable motorhome, clear roads, nice weather and good company on my travels. :wave:

And no height bars, jobsworth parking wardens / attendants or other restrictions on where we can and can't park.

And if all else fails...............a flying pig please santa, :scared: :scared:

 

[n brown]

Having seen what was appreciated by the male section of Wildcamping, I thought maybe the female section might like to to bring a little pleasure to their partners??

Christmas Present Costume PINK

Price : £23.49
with this costume, crismas be more exciting and energetic. you will look more cute and sexy.
The Pink Adult Christmas Present Costume includes a fuchsia pink dress with a white faux fur trim and a white central bow with heart shaped gemstone.
The Miss Santa style costume also includes a matching fuchsia pink Santa hat with a white faux fur trim and white pom-pom.
The Christmas themed outfit is completed by a white faux fur stole and a pair of pink and white striped stockings.

Have a good Christmas - or maybe a naughty, exciting and energetic one would be more fun???

KP x x x

no mention of knickers i see,don't think my wife would like me wearing this,might catch a chill

 

[Bigpeetee]

Up to you to keep her warm!!

Buy a hot water bottle!!

 

[Guernsey Donkey]

For me, Christmas is about celebrating the birth of Jesus Christ and giving presents to others as a way of giving them to Him. But that is my own personal Christmas and as I said, I don't believe in telling other people what to do.

I agree with you, may not be the correct month or even the day but at least we all Christians come together on the same day to praise, worship and give thanks.

I don't believe in telling other people what to do either, if you live your faith others will see and believe.

 

[Mothman]

She is already sitting in my living room,, ive had the front wall knocked down she was brought in by fork truck she is on a pallet waiting for me to unwrapp her bit by bit:heart::heart::heart::heart::heart:

Cant see santa getting here down the chimney :lol-061:

 

[Mothman]

Phil you bad bad boy,,, Jenna is coming shopping to your shop later so watch out lol here is a good photo of her for you so you can hide in the back of the shop Phil,

The Masked Fat one is coming for you Phil:scared:

She has no mercy!!!!!!!!!

But as contrast here is her very slender stunning twin sister,,,, And shes single guys:wave::wave::wave:

I did not censor the photo you posted of your wife earlier in this thread?[/QUOTE]

 

[Guernsey Donkey]

"If Santa could bring you anything, what would you ask for?"

A healthy, long, and happy life with the one I married.

 

[donkey too]

:shag: but without the complications plz

Me too. Why do they all want to move in and rearange my home. One even wanted to redecorate. then they start on the old bull "I think I am falling in love" Oh hell. What are they talking about, It is NOT LOVE. IT IS PURE AND SIMPLE L U S T .No more and no less. :shag: I don't want to keep you for the rest on your natural in exchange for a couple of hours lust. And didn't your mum ever tell you that is't rude to speak with your mouth full?:banana: Just get them off and shut up:lol-049:
There is only one person in this world that I love and that is ME.

 

[donkey too]

phil you bad bad boy,,, jenna is coming shopping to your shop later so watch out lol here is a good photo of her for you so you can hide in the back of the shop phil,

the masked fat one is coming for you phil:scared:

she has no mercy!!!!!!!!!

but as contrast here is her very slender stunning twin sister,,,, and shes single guys:wave::wave::wave:

i did not censor the photo you posted of your wife earlier in this thread?

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well you don't look at the mantle peice when you stoke the fire

 

[n brown]

A healthy, long, and happy life with the one I married.

yeah mine edits my posts too

 

[snowbirds]

Presents

How about a Reindeer and Plum Sauce yum yum.

Happy Christmas campers. Snowbirds.

Do you remember when you were a child and you would ask Father Christmas for the things you wanted the most?

Try and get your belief back for a minute and tell me....

"If Santa could bring you anything, what would you ask for?"