If Santa could bring you anything

[Mothman]

Yes Jules Christmas wrapped Donner Kebabs mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm lovely,, now where are my pita breads:tongue:

 

[Randonneur]

Most motorhomers seem to be built on the "cuddly" side, I am anyway!! :scared:

Hey, why have six pack when you can have the full barrel??!!! :beer: :cheers:

 

[Lord Lucan]

A new uncostly MoT for my Mini

 

[n brown]

NOW Guys i had a great caption to go with this but alas as heavy censorship by Amin of late thought it might of been taken off & i really would never intend to directly upset anyone,, my joke caption must alas remain in the deepest parts of my gloomy Wako mind sadley,,,,,,,

But here you go you animal LOVERS/FARMERS,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,:ninja:

Mothman,,,,,

as someone said earlier,how on earth did you get my wife, girlfriend and mistress together for this pic?

 

[Admin]

but alas as heavy censorship by Amin of late

Are we on the same website, or even planet?

I did not censor the photo you posted of your wife earlier in this thread?

 

[ellieloy]

Dear Santa,
If I had a wish for me it would be a house in the middle of nowhere with room for my dogs to be safe and happy
For others and my family, I guess a cure for cancer, understanding and support for people with Aperger Syndrome, and peace in the places where there is war and oppression would be what I would hope for
And lastly a wish for a silly memory from my childhood - one of those fortune-telling fish that they used to put in Christmas crackers ..... I haven't seen one for years
Thankyou, Santa - I promise I will be a good girl. x

 

[beaumonta]

Flexible solar panels...but nothing like we have today...

I'd like some flexible solar panels, with the same properties as carpet underlay, so that I could cut it to the size of my motor home roof and cut just enough to get around the exhaust pipe for the fire, the TV aerial base and the roof lights.

It should be flexible enough to fit, be strong enough to hold in place while travelling at 80-miles an hour (not that I EVER go that fast you understand).

This would give me the maximum area for solar power generation whilst wild camping, but I'd want it to be simple to wire up to an charger to trickle charge a battery and I would want to be able to cover the roof of my motor home for no more than £200.

As a bonus item, I'd like it to be sufficiently good looking and durable, that I could cover the side and rear of the motor home as well if required for extra power generation through dawn and dusk.

Asking for the moon on a stick I know, but given the amazing things that they can do with LCD TV's and stuff, it shouldn't beyond the wit of man to make this happen.

And before you ask, I've seen the ones from Maplin and they are expensive and ugly (Part Code: N69JK).

 

[ellieloy]

as someone said earlier,how on earth did you get my wife, girlfriend and mistress together for this pic?

that picture is just so cute

 

[Robbiee]

Santa Could bring me,................

Ola off Strictly come dancing, or Kylie Minogue, or that camperI saw on top gear with the car tucked underneath. Maybe not the camper as thats not real is it. I'll stick to the Hymer. Ola will do!!!!!!!!!

 

[archiethecamper]

Dear Santa,
If I had a wish for me it would be a house in the middle of nowhere with room for my dogs to be safe and happy
For others and my family, I guess a cure for cancer, understanding and support for people with Aperger Syndrome, and peace in the places where there is war and oppression would be what I would hope for
And lastly a wish for a silly memory from my childhood - one of those fortune-telling fish that they used to put in Christmas crackers ..... I haven't seen one for years
Thankyou, Santa - I promise I will be a good girl. x

Hawkins Bazaar sells them...I get one every year for my OH// Gifts and Presents for Every Occasion - Hawkin’s Bazaar
As for me...I would like Father Xmas to fix the skylight on Archie so it won't leak when we are up a hill in Cornwall for Xmas!

 

[archiethecamper]

...fellas...how about this one?


Be careful what you say now....this is my daughter...:hammer::hammer:

 

[Deleted member 13543]

Yeh, right.......and THIS is my son.....:dance:

nothing like a bit of incest to keep it in the family!! :banana:

 

[kimbowbill]

one of each for you lot lol

 

[Drew]

BAH HUMBUG

Sod Christmas it's just a pagan festival nicked by the godite christians with a bit more pagenism thrown in plus a coke ad. I'd rather not bother with all the commercialism and spend my money on something worthwhile.

Last year I bought all my friends and family Peace Oil made in Palestine by Jews and Palestinians, the year before they didn't get Tea from India, it went to a womens refuge in India, the year before that we got footballs for African kids made in a factory in Africa from local leather.

Now that's what I call proper Christmas presents.

:dance::dance:

 

[Buttonboy]

What a bunch

No not the birds - you lot, fancy camper enthusiasts getting so exited!

My wife made me write this when I didnt wash up because I was "browsing" the picture.

Christmas came early this year! bu**er camping.

 

[David & Ann]

Yeh, right.......and THIS is my son.....:dance:

nothing like a bit of incest to keep it in the family!! :banana:

REALLY !!!!☺ You are at it again.... KP, you are some (wonder) woman. Less than 48 hours ago, you were on a production line and a few posts later you conceive a handsome young lad. He sure has grown in the last couple of hours. Now, you talk about incest. Good lord, wish I was younger.☺☺☺ How I hate being old at times☺☺☺

 

[n brown]

...fellas...how about this one?View attachment 3761


Be careful what you say now....this is my daughter...:hammer::hammer:

far too young for me,and her fashion sense is a bit lacking,and she can't be too bright to be wearing so little at this time of year.PERFICK!

 

[Arrachogaidh]

It would have to be A, B or C

but not necessarily in that order. I love blue...............:hammer:

 

[Buttonboy]

Puzzled

I just cannot understand why neither of Coojules parents wanted him. Even at two his antisocial behaviour must have been worrying.

 

[Deleted member 13543]

REALLY !!!!☺ You are at it again.... KP, you are some (wonder) woman. Less than 48 hours ago, you were on a production line and a few posts later you conceive a handsome young lad. He sure has grown in the last couple of hours. Now, you talk about incest. Good lord, wish I was younger.☺☺☺ How I hate being old at times☺☺☺

You're never too old, David/Ann, even if it is mostly in the mind!! Just off to trawl the net for more luscious toyboys for Santa to bring me......!!

KP x x x