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If Santa could bring you anything
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David & Ann
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OK, you men, time for us women to have an eyeful!!!
Please Santa Phil, can I have the one on the end??
KP x x x
Which end KP ☺☺☺
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all 3 for me, :lol-053: sorry Phil, couldnt help it
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I have hell on, Kylie says they can visit for a tea and biscuit but only for half an hour
Because I am respectful, Left one 8.00 pm .....Right Doris 8.30pm
Middle one 9.00 pm and bring a friend hopefully not called Nigel.:dance:
And you thought compromise was beyond my comprehension ...
Channa
However Comprehension seems beyond girls aloud ....settle down Ladies ............you ...get down ..............mmmm oh I say
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You are a very greedy Lady, never ever satisfied☺☺☺Sorry Phil, let this one go through, after all, it is Christmas time. ☺☺
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Whats with the dog tags and which oik on the end ?...Listen KernowPricklet, You are missing the point this carcass I am adorned with can ward off printed out on a good Canon Printer Jehovahs Witnesses and all sorts of Hawkers lurking on your door step.
Unlike these lads it has taken 48 years to develop a body as scary as mine.
Now come on take another sugar in your tea and behave .
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[/I WHAT THE HELL! WHO MANAGED TO GET THE WIFE , THE GIRL FRIEND AND THE MISTRESS IN ONE PHOTO:mad2:
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kellyjohn
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hi all i would like any of three girls to keep me warm this winter poss look better in a wild camping t shirt are there any for sale phil or stickers as im sure they would look good in them tooo:rolleyes2: cheers john and shakey jakey
Teffy
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One year when the kids were little, my husband and I were very hard up. We were trying to get a good Christmas together for the kids, we made some presents and I sold some of my records (in the days of vinyl) to buy some things. However, I was walking round the shops feeling really sad because I couldn't afford to buy Christmas crackers, even though some were quite cheap. I cried. :sad: When I got home, my Auntie came to visit and guess what - she brought me a box of Christmas crackers. Next morning a parcel arrived from another relation containing gifts for the kids - and some Christmas crackers.
You believe what you like, Cooljules, but I know there is a Santa Claus. And I'm sorry you don't have the same happiness in your life that have.
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im very happy now, i had a pretty good childhood i guess, bought up by grandparents, as my parents got divorced when i was 2, and neither one wanted me. xmas's were good, lots of toys etc but as i grew up, i saw not everyone had that, so i decided then, i wouldnt lie to my kids where they came from. i prefer the closeness, helping those that have less, alone etc. rather then buying and recieving gifts. last xmas was a nightmare for me, at the last minute i spent alone (with the dogs) so i gave the beef joint, pork joint to the sally army. its like i never give beggers money, i buy them food, or if have dogs, a can of dog food. having been homeless 20 years ago and alone, i know its not easy (i never did drugs or a alcoholic)
xmas is comercialised, and totally the wrong thing now. if you dont have money then your classed lower down. the gifts im giving my friends this year, is a cheap windshield lighter from poundland........but engraved BY ME with a little motto and there nickname. my GF is asking me what i want for xmas, i said nothing............just happiness...........that costs nothing
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Don't misunderstand me, there are lots of good ways of celebrating Christmas and I'm the last person in the world to tell other people what to do. What I meant was, I'm sorry you don't seem to have any magic in your life and Christmas can be a very magical time, especially for children but there is no need to grow out of it. It's definitely not about money, we've never been quite that hard up again but we've never had much either.
People talk about Christmas being "commercialized" but I don't find it much different now to what it ever was, businesses have always tried to make as much money as they could out of Christmas. In the end, it's what you make of it yourself. For me, Christmas is about celebrating the birth of Jesus Christ and giving presents to others as a way of giving them to Him. But that is my own personal Christmas and as I said, I don't believe in telling other people what to do.
People talk about Christmas being "commercialized" but I don't find it much different now to what it ever was, businesses have always tried to make as much money as they could out of Christmas. In the end, it's what you make of it yourself. For me, Christmas is about celebrating the birth of Jesus Christ and giving presents to others as a way of giving them to Him. But that is my own personal Christmas and as I said, I don't believe in telling other people what to do.
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no probs. im a athiest, hence i dont do all the religion stuff etc. but i have friends of all faiths, and happy to talk about religion.
i hope you have a great xmas, and others that celebrate it, as long as i am feeling loved and happy that will do me, and think of those that are alone or so depressed this time of year.
Teffy
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Thank you, I hope you have a great Christmas with your loved ones and that we all find ways to help anyone less fortunate.
All the best, Teffy
Mothman
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I like big butts & i cannot lie:heart::heart::heart::heart::heart:
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i like big gifts:banana:
give me her please Santa,,,,
Mothman,,
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i like big gifts:banana:
give me her please Santa,,,,
Mothman,,
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No, not quite my thing, this is more like it..
oh, and World Peace as well, Santa!!
oh, and World Peace as well, Santa!!
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No, not quite my thing, this is more like it..
oh, and World Peace as well, Santa!!
KP, you should be exhausted by now. ☺☺☺
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NOW Guys i had a great caption to go with this but alas as heavy censorship by Amin of late thought it might of been taken off & i really would never intend to directly upset anyone,, my joke caption must alas remain in the deepest parts of my gloomy Wako mind sadley,,,,,,,
But here you go you animal LOVERS/FARMERS,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,:ninja:
Mothman,,,,,
But here you go you animal LOVERS/FARMERS,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,:ninja:
Mothman,,,,,
cooljules
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NOW Guys i had a great caption to go with this but alas as heavy censorship by Amin of late thought it might of been taken off & i really would never intend to directly upset anyone,, my joke caption must alas remain in the deepest parts of my gloomy Wako mind sadley,,,,,,,
But here you go you animal LOVERS/FARMERS,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,:ninja:
Mothman,,,,,
All i see is doner kebab.............................................