Dear Rubbertramp

[georgert1]

feathers

Dear Rubbertramp,I have a problem pooing after I have raided the chicken hut.... The Kentucky cardboard boxes get stuck.... Sometimes the bones get stuck in my tummy and hurt when I run around while chasing my mate with the intention of mounting her.... Then to top it all.... after I have had my not so evil way.... my fur gets sticky....
To make matters worse, the feathers tickle my throat and when they go up my nose, they make me sneeze.... and my eyes water....
Can you help me....?

You want " plucking "" my owd .