Cooking a whole Duck

[Scotia]

That looks excellent and a bonus that you know where it came from. Love that idea of growing a beast and sharing it with someone. You canny get better than that.

It came fae the field at the back of the hoose ssshhhh!

 

[Robmac]

It came fae the field at the back of the hoose ssshhhh!

A mate of mine told me the story of when his dad stopped the car on a country road. He grabbed a clump of long grass and held it over a gate at which point a cow ambled over and started eating it.

Whilst the cow was busy, my mates dad induced a state of deadness by smacking it over the head with a 14lb sledge hammer!

It was then quickly gutted and loaded into the back of the car.

 

[Scotia]

You can still get hung for rustling in Scotland.

 

[Robmac]

You can still get hung for rustling in Scotland.

He's a gypsy Sam.

Hanging them just makes them angry!

 

[Wully]

Chinese whispers . This will be that story told tomorrow .....My mate Rob seen that Gypsy king Tyson Fury knock a cow out with one punch and he ate it raw honest.

 

[Bigshug]

It came fae the field at the back of the hoose ssshhhh!

Does the farmer not count them then?

 

[Robmac]

Chinese whispers . This will be that story told tomorrow .....My mate Rob seen that Gypsy king Tyson Fury knock a cow out with one punch and he ate raw honest.

It was a rabbit with a toffee hammer really Wully.

 

[Scotia]

Does the farmer not count them then?