Steady on now, careless talk and all that. There is a certain art to doing bugger all properly, who remembers Uncle Mort?
In all seriousness, I know exactly where you’re at. Did one job last year in March and that was it. There is only so much decorating a person can do, only one loft to clear out and dreams to plan for freedom. Even the cat has got bored helping out with diy, though I notice she’s scratched her name on most of my tools. I’m feeling redundant......