Bidet in van

[RoaminRog]

All this talk about being posh is basically bullsh*t. I'm just trying to find a way of avoiding too much paper making life difficult at the emptying point.
Now that its fitted, I think its a great addition to have and we are both very pleased with it.
There is a possibility that we MAY use more water and we MAY have to look to empty more often, but only time will tell.
With regard to all these, and more, questions, we will find the answers and get to the bottom of it! R

 

[campervanannie]

All this talk about being posh is basically bullsh*t. I'm just trying to find a way of avoiding too much paper making life difficult at the emptying point.
Now that its fitted, I think its a great addition to have and we are both very pleased with it.
There is a possibility that we MAY use more water and we MAY have to look to empty more often, but only time will tell.
With regard to all these, and more, questions, we will find the answers and get to the bottom of it! R

Ahhh the bidet is for the bull I thought you only had one pet you travelled with a pet bull who knew?

 

[Tezza33]

We can't afford a bidet, I have to do handstands in the shower or find nature's way but I was nearly arrested in the fountains in Italy

 

[trevskoda]

Im one for diy.

 

[Deleted member 11591]

All this talk about being posh is basically bullsh*t. I'm just trying to find a way of avoiding too much paper making life difficult at the emptying point.
Now that its fitted, I think its a great addition to have and we are both very pleased with it.
There is a possibility that we MAY use more water and we MAY have to look to empty more often, but only time will tell.
With regard to all these, and more, questions, we will find the answers and get to the bottom of it! R

you can avoid too much bog roll simply by folding the paper each time you wipe your bum,1 piece does a minimum of three wipes,four if you arnt too sweaty,mind you if you use newspaper you can get half a dozen folds if you arnt too rough :wacko:

 

[Tezza33]

you can avoid too much bog roll simply by folding the paper each time you wipe your bum,1 piece does a minimum of three wipes,four if you arnt too sweaty,mind you if you use newspaper you can get half a dozen folds if you arnt too rough :wacko:

Obviously a Yorkshireman:bow:

 

[campervanannie]

Obviously a Yorkshireman:bow:

No in yorkshire we use San izal you wouldn't want to fold that stuff the corners would cut like a razor.

 

[RoaminRog]

you can avoid too much bog roll simply by folding the paper each time you wipe your bum,1 piece does a minimum of three wipes,four if you arnt too sweaty,mind you if you use newspaper you can get half a dozen folds if you arnt too rough :wacko:

Ill pass that info over to my wife, she will be very grateful for that.
You havnt met her yet, have you.:danger::danger:

 

[Tezza33]

Litmus paper if a Scotsman. :lol-061:

Does it turn brown?

No in yorkshire we use San izal

I remember that from school:scared:

 

[Byronic]

If you happen to own a Swift M/H then no need for a bidet, what do you think
those damp patches on the toilet walls are for!

 

[trevskoda]

you can avoid too much bog roll simply by folding the paper each time you wipe your bum,1 piece does a minimum of three wipes,four if you arnt too sweaty,mind you if you use newspaper you can get half a dozen folds if you arnt too rough :wacko:

I take it you do this before handing it over to the wife to read.:scared:

 

[Nesting Zombie]

I take it you do this before handing it over to the wife to read.:scared:

Well I think it’s Very Chivalrous for him to have made it Softer for her to handle !

 

[Deleted member 76055]

Guided tours

Are you doing guided tours of your bidet.

Will it be BLOCKed bookings.

 

[mariesnowgoose]

Rolling on the floor - nearly.

What is it about toilet humour that gets you every time?! :lol-049:

:nicethread:

 

[n brown]

you can avoid too much bog roll simply by folding the paper each time you wipe your bum,1 piece does a minimum of three wipes,four if you arnt too sweaty,mind you if you use newspaper you can get half a dozen folds if you arnt too rough :wacko:

as a very tight Yorkshire lady once said '' don't waste sheets -it's one for a wee ,two for a poo !''
i prefer glossy mags cut into squares, the extra slippiness speeds up the whole disgusting process, and youget to wipe those smug looks off celebrity faces

 

[RoaminRog]

Are you doing guided tours of your bidet.

Will it be BLOCKed bookings.

Guided tours not really necessary, but happy to give you a dispray!

 

[The laird]

Is this a urinevan thing ?

 

[RoaminRog]

Is this a urinevan thing ?

Probably Gordon, I think one or two are taking the p****

 

[barge1914]

Bidet

Devilish cunning these Italian designers. When I used to work with Italians in Milan they would but me up in the most incredibly small hotel rooms with distinctly idiosyncratic plumbing. In one whilst turning on the shower I received a violent jet of water up my nostrils, once I had finished choking I realised the funny depression in the corner of the shower tray was meant to be a compact integrated bidet. I dread to think what impact that would have had on my nether regions if I had actually sat on it!

 

[RoaminRog]

Devilish cunning these Italian designers. When I used to work with Italians in Milan they would but me up in the most incredibly small hotel rooms with distinctly idiosyncratic plumbing. In one whilst turning on the shower I received a violent jet of water up my nostrils, once I had finished choking I realised the funny depression in the corner of the shower tray was meant to be a compact integrated bidet. I dread to think what impact that would have had on my nether regions if I had actually sat on it!

We are able to open the window, and water next doors garden!