Bidet in van

Heres a linka. YouTube

i know its a wet rainy day and many of us are bored and stuck indoors... but watching a scientific italian video about bidets on UTube with no translation is not what i'm gonna waste any time on today Izzy - nor ANY day NEXT !!!!
 
Yes, yes, that's the one! Brilliant stuff. But thats only the cold tap....... wait 'til I turn on the hot as well!!

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i hope its got good thermostats !!!
 
I bought a new toilet brush last week but it's a bit rough so I'm going back to paper.
 
Is it gentler on the botty area than my Karcher pressure washer, which sometimes when I am not careful with my aim, can shoot my balls over my shoulders at a very high velocity.

That's the best one liner Iv read in ages, im cryin with laughter chewing my ikea meatballs
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That's the best one liner Iv read in ages, im cryin with laughter chewing my ikea meatballs
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YOU might have enjoyed it Jac, but its bringing tears to MY eyes!!
 
OMG I have not laughed so much while reading posts all I can say is thank you RoaminRog
 
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Less hassle and only £4.99 you can dangle your dingles in this to clean them or have you thought about a golf ball washer might be easier to install.
 
saves on the toilet roll mind you you get guide dogs for the blind police dogs for the police how about a bidet dog for roger
 
I don’t know what’s wrong with wet wipes you can get them with some lovely floral fragrant wipes.
 
My best mate was a courier for a travel company in the 1960s. He was in charge of a coach party in Biaritz when the hotel manager summoned him to a room occupied by 2 old ladies.

There in the bidet was a Richard III, poor sod had to explain to the old dears that they had got it all wrong.
 
All this Talk of Having a Dedicated Bidet sounds Very Posh, & I can Honestly see some Practical uses for having one, I just make do with the ‘Multi Purpose Value’ option......The Shower !.
 
All this Talk of Having a Dedicated Bidet sounds Very Posh, & I can Honestly see some Practical uses for having one, I just make do with the ‘Multi Purpose Value’ option......The Shower !.

I’m sure if he went to Mackey Ds and maxed his drink cup could have a dual purpose as a gonad bath. Mmm but we are all assuming that it’s Rog and his dingles that need the bidet when it may be for Chrissy to wash her CAT. 😂😂😂
 

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