Don't get me started, in 06 liz and I were in a tent at Sligachan camp site on Skye, I'd got the stove going on a fireproof mat on the boot lid, I had everything in a bag ready to cook a fried breakfast, i turned to see what she wanted and this effin albatross sized gull came straight at me, I ducked and it grabbed the bag and flew off, it had bacon eggs sausage and a tin of tomatoes in it, I was both impressed and passed off at the same time.