Who’s a numpty…

my son says this was our best

we were packed for the weekend ready to go our son always locks the gates behind us when we leave

unfortunately the other half had not unplugged from the mains he pulled the adaptor off wrapped the wire round our sons legs and dragged him on the floor he was totally unaware of what was going on behind him as he drove out of the garden

our 17year old son did see the funny side when he had gained his dignity back has he got up off the floor
 
loads more

i could wrire a book perhaps we should we have done that many i would not know where to start
 
2CRAZYCAMPERS said:
i could wrire a book perhaps we should we have done that many i would not know where to start
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Well what are you waiting for, give us all a laugh:D must be lots of numpty's on here, but they don't own up:p:D

Happy Camping:)
 
SWMBO asked me to go and empty the toilet cassette last night and then whilst I was away she instructed our 11 year old daughter to get ready for bed. Yes you've guessed it :eek: LOL
 
Croftland1 said:
SWMBO asked me to go and empty the toilet cassette last night and then whilst I was away she instructed our 11 year old daughter to get ready for bed. Yes you've guessed it :eek: LOL
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Nice one Croftland1, swmbo should have cleaned up:eek::D hope she only did a wii:D
That's a cracker, beat that one;)

Happy Camping:)
 
Pioneer said:
Hi coolasluck,

I suspect i have it all to come very soon though!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

Oh yes:p

It's great when you can laugh at yourself, I do it all the time:D
All's well that ends well, that's what I say;) Who said that?

Happy Camping:)
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:confused::rolleyes:...... A Well Driller.......:)
 
:eek::eek::eek: I keep the shopping Bags in the Wardrobe..... just behind the free standing draining board.......... when in a hurry once on route to Hayfield I called in at Sainsburys...... To procure essential supplies... parked up .... rushed to the wardrobe and hurried into Sainsburys..........:eek::eek:::eek: carrying....... (your ahead of me here arn't you):rolleyes:
 
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tresrikay said:
:eek::eek::eek: I keep the shopping Bags in the Wardrobe.....
just behind the free standing draining board.......... when in a hurry once on route to Hayfield I called in at Sainsburys......
To procure essential supplies... parked up .... rushed to the wardrobe and hurried into Sainsburys..........:eek::eek:::eek:
carrying....... (your ahead of me here arn't you):rolleyes:
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nope... knowing you..can't imagin what you would have picked up from within your wardrobe by mistake:rolleyes:
... you had better explain... in detail:p

regards :D
aj
 
A Numpty is a creature with very little skill,
And watching a Numpty fumble can make you rather ill,
When a Numpty fumbles, It's fingers all go bent,
I turn into a Numpty when putting up a tent.

If you see a Numpty bungling at a simple task,
Don't go and talk to it, why, you may well ask,
Because Numptiness is catching and very nasty too,
I should not have joined this thread, I've caught the Numpty flu.

Paol [Numptition]
 
One fine morning my wife decided to walk to town to do her shoping so got ready, dressed the baby put her in the pram and off to town, ended up at boots for baby supplies, paid for them - picked up carrier bags and started walking home - after 10min or so she thought "I have forgotten something", yep you got it - the baby. What a Numpty

Some Numpty's on this site, have had lots of laughs reading them, thanks to all.
 
Are we not ALL Numpty's! We choose to wine, dine, sleep, cook, wash, shower, refill, empty, disinfect, top-up, wash up, buy shares in baby wipes, overpay for toilet roll, oven cook, do one-pot cooking, fry breakfasts, live in semi darkness, economise on tv by watching other peoples tele through the window, stomp on our smalls in the shower, body wash with shampoo, use free public conveniences to save space, buy 3 led lights at pound shops, etc. etc. etc.
Most of us lock up our three bedroomed semi detatched houses to do this at every and any opportunity to experience being a Numpty!! :rolleyes:
 
I went into the kitchen last evening to feed the dogs and get a brandy and coke for my wife. I opened tins, got a bag of mixer from the cupboard and put 3 dog bowls on the counter. I poured a large brandy over some ice and opened a can of diet pepsi, then fed the dogs. The bewildered canine faces said it all!
I had just equaly shared the pepsi between the three dog bowls!
'Redskins do it with buffalo'.....Paol.
 
Here's one by my other half.

Watching a vote taking place in the House of Lords, when it came to the result and it was read out,
"Aye's to the right (result) and No's to the left (result)" she thought they had said Eye's to the right and Nose to the left!
Funny people in that House of Lords, with big eye's and bent nose's:D
I am still laughing, but sound about right to me;)
 
Numpty???

The only numpty that i know of ,. is an old idian fella in porstmouth..i cant think of his name at the mo... oh its numptyheart no OMG its LaughingHeart
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im outta here... bows n arrows come to mind... let alone flying tomahawkes

TEE HEE......

A Numpty is a creature with very little skill,
And watching a Numpty fumble can make you rather ill,
When a Numpty fumbles, It's fingers all go bent,
I turn into a Numpty when putting up a tent.

If you see a Numpty bungling at a simple task,
Don't go and talk to it, why, you may well ask,
Because Numptiness is catching and very nasty too,
I should not have joined this thread, I've caught the Numpty flu.

One man speaks of himself....
 
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LaughingHeart said:
I went into the kitchen last evening to feed the dogs and get a brandy and coke for my wife. I opened tins, got a bag of mixer from the cupboard and put 3 dog bowls on the counter. I poured a large brandy over some ice and opened a can of diet pepsi, then fed the dogs. The bewildered canine faces said it all!
I had just equaly shared the pepsi between the three dog bowls!
'Redskins do it with buffalo'.....Paol.
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If your over 50 you should never do two things at once...... It will always be a disaster,
Leave multi tasking to either the under 50s or.......... Women:eek:
 
I know just where to find that rebel camper! Heres your winning Numpty..... A little ginger fella who thinks he can out run a buffalo lance.
Please excuse me for interupting, I'm on a Numpty hunt and I smell one around here someplace!...here little ginger Numpty...come to Dady!
 
tresrikay said:
If your over 50 you should never do two things at once...... It will always be a disaster,
Leave multi tasking to either the under 50s or.......... Women:eek:
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Unless your drinking whisky and reading the paper:D

regards,
Bill.

Happy Camping:)
 
Unless you are drinking whisky and reading the paper
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That should read - Unless you are drinking MALT whisky etc.:p

I have already been put firmly in my place by 16 Weewees for making the same mistake. :rolleyes:
 
maingate said:
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That should read - Unless you are drinking MALT whisky etc.:p

I have already been put firmly in my place by 16 Weewees for making the same mistake. :rolleyes:
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Well spotted, but I'm sure Mr zeezee will forgive me for that blunder.Must have been the Malt that caused it:D

Happy Camping:)
 
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