This should get things moving 😜

r4dent said:
Sounds to me like you are saying it is funny.



This is a first hand report so you must be classifying me as "unreliable". I am deeply hurt.



True.
The robbers didn't leave a note explaining their M.O.
I did not have a camera recording the inside of the MoHo
I was asleep during the robbery.

I give more credence to the local boys in blue's explanation than the equally unsubstantiated views expressed by those who just discard such reports.
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I suggest that you read my comments again.

I am happy to believe all you say if you can prove it was gas and explain how it was carried out.

Thieves main priority is to get in. get it, then get out quickly so why waste time slashing the van interior with knives while folk are asleep within touching distance.

Dezi
 
Cor, forgot to lock it didn't they. Some guy once tried to tell me that I was in danger of having someone melt a hole in the GRP side of my wagon for purposes of gassing. Dear Oh dear, some people will believe anything. You can not melt GRP laminate. I did not bother to disabuse him. I always sleep soundly and without fear though I carry a fake cigarette filled with chilli powder, by the door, to blow into a callers eyes just incase woken by someone with evil intent.
 
What is Pledge, a cleaner?

I also keep a can of WD40 (which I am told is good) by the door but that is really there for other uses and the pocket by the door is the best place to keep it.
 
Ive been wondering what is best for protection. I mean a ,44 magnum will definitely knock out an attacker but will unfortunately pass right through them and leave a nasty hole in the van. Likewise a sawn off 12 guage is likely to make a right mess of the fridge. Plus plastering bits of assailant all over the best crockery. Anything sharp is going to end up with hours of scrubbing to get the blood out of the carpet. Electrocution is going to fill the van with smoke and make it smell absolutely horrid.
It really is a total minefield.
Ah. Now there is an idea
 
I have almost done the naked bit. Wound up one very dark stormy night just East of the Loire in the car park of a nuclear power station. Thought the water we could hear crashing down was a waterfall not the cooling tower it turned out to be . Police came very early in the morning to see what we were doing there and I answered the door to the lady gendarme in only my underpants. She seemed quite unfazed by the sight of my hairiness. Once appraised of the situation she and her colleague were lovely and directed me to the aire that we were trying to get to when we got lost.
 
Harrytherid said:
I have almost done the naked bit. Wound up one very dark stormy night just East of the Loire in the car park of a nuclear power station. Thought the water we could hear crashing down was a waterfall not the cooling tower it turned out to be . Police came very early in the morning to see what we were doing there and I answered the door to the lady gendarme in only my underpants. She seemed quite unfazed by the sight of my hairiness. Once appraised of the situation she and her colleague were lovely and directed me to the aire that we were trying to get to when we got lost.
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If you had taken viagra she would have somewhere to hang her hat. 😂
 
I don't need to get gassed to fall into a deep asleep. SWMBO just turns the TV on and selects BBC. Works every time.

Why on earth would you want to take £60,000 worth of jewellery etc. on holiday. Haven't they heard you might loose it. Sounds like a real scam that we are all paying for in higher insurance premiums.
 
No need for the viagra but she almost certainly had a bigger truncheon though with the pistol at her belt why would she need one, and QFour, that is just what I was thinking. I can not believe the police believed them. Sounds like the insurance company had their doubts.
A company for which I worked in my youth had a trichloroethylene degreasing tank with a coolant circuit over the top to condense the fumes and return them to the tank. This failed one day and the women in the plating shop complained about the smell and as the youngest and most agile in the company I was sent up to fix the blocked high level pipe pipe from the compressor. With the rather tasty scantily (it was very hot) clad women below I was in no hurry to finish the job and spent over an hour up there removing the offending section of pipe though the smell was eye watering. At no time did I feel dizzy or sleepy.
 
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