This should get things moving 😜

r4dent said:
Sounds to me like you are saying it is funny.



This is a first hand report so you must be classifying me as "unreliable". I am deeply hurt.


den
True
The robbers didn't leave a note explaining their M.O.
I did not have a camera recording the inside of the MoHo
I was asleep during the robbery.

I give more credence to the local boys in blue's explanation than the equally unsubstantiated views expressed by those who just discard such reports.
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And I give more credence to the Royal College of Anaesthetists than I do to some local plod. Why don't they ever take blood tests. It would prove if gas had been used or not, as it would still be the blood.
 
n brown said:
another possibility is that the thieves are better at their job than most people would believe . when i was on the streets i saw a sleeping man have his shoes untied and stolen , another had the blanket he was wrapped tightly in slowly and painstakingly unfurled and removed . these people do this for a living ,and have each other to practise on .cat burglars aren't called that just for their climbing abilities . there is also a certain amount of kudos given by their peers to those who enter and rob places where people are in residence
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Gurkhas in ww2 used to sneak into jap camps at night and tie their bootlaces together, the next night the japs were too busy watching their boots the Gurkhas came back and cut their throats.
 
As one who has always said I was a light sleeper, of which my other half agrees, when we’ve been off camping etc and been out in the sun all day, then things are different. We went away with friends, when I had an afternoon nap, one friend was shouting at me trying to wake me up, he gave up trying after checking I was ok, and I hadn’t had a drop to drink, so can’t use that as an excuse. 😬.
 
r4dent said:
Make sure the roof lights are closed in all temperatures; Block up the cab air intakes; tape up all the drop outs; cardboard over fridge vents; and once the whole thing is hermetically sealed don't breath out or you will suffocate.

By the way the double negative implies you do believe here is an available place.
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Incorrect.
It is not a double negative, it is a missed comma.

Right.
Fridge vent.
This is not a gas entry point . The fridge is room sealed.
The cab vents are only accessible from an open bonnet so not viable
Even if our hero could find the dropouts under our van they are awkward to get at and sealing a pipe into them would be impossible owing to their positions.
The thought of a couple of herberts on a ladder trying to shove a pipe through my roof vents in the middle of the night is laughable.
And all this without waking the dog?.
Not a whelks chance in a supernova
 
Martin P said:
I don't think the comma is needed between the possible and the witch!
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ahh , that's because i understood the whole phrase ''which i don't believe '' as a redundant interjection ,a name i may have just invented
 
Would
"I don't believe it is possible as there is no place to feed the gas in",
suit you better Mr Brown.
Doesn't have the same "ring" to it though
 
Let's all raise a glass to Wintonian
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If it’s a drink for wintonian it would have to be a french beer he would have said all that English and Belgian stuff was made from sewer water.
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