Thanks not surprised..And its very hard to get in the ring.
About 30 years ago SWMBO managed to put our caravan on its side about 200 miles from home.Happened to me once, but with a caravan. It turned up 18 months later at a settled traveller's house only 5 miles away. I went there with the police to identify it; it had some unique marks on the interior. There were 2 other vans and the police took them all into storage with the insurance company paying the fees.
I contacted the insurance with a view to buyback but they basically blanked me. I always reckoned it cost the insurance more in fees than the van was worth. Bonkers!
I would say impossible unless you are a very large scrap company , our scrappys all went on a fixed fixed price contractAnd its very hard to get in the ring.