Really?! Weapons on Board?

I carry a BB pistol which looks like a Browning auto, it would do no harm but looks the part in the dark, having said that the wife also looks the part in the dark.
 
I carry a dog, he's big enough and loud enough to scare the bejesus out of anyone with nefarious ideas,I know he wouldn't hurt a fly,but they don't know that do they.
 
Asterix said:
I carry a dog, he's big enough and loud enough to scare the bejesus out of anyone with nefarious ideas,I know he wouldn't hurt a fly,but they don't know that do they.
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My whippet would lick them to death or one treat I'll let you in, two treats I'll show you where everything is, three treats I'll even keep lookout .
 
We were once staying on the harbour at Saint Mazime and got into conversation with an elderly English couple, they were telling us that they had been broken into during the night while staying on the beach at Antibes his wife awoke and the intruder fled, I jokingly said you need a shooter,Iv’e got one he said, a little later on during the day there was a knock on the door and this gentleman was there holding a gun this is the gun he says I will sell it to you if you want it is just too heavy for me now, now imagine the scenario, me standing in the motorhome door and a man stood outside waving a gun at me I kept inviting him in as I feared someone would be reporting an armed robbery eventually he came in and we chatted a bit, sadly it seemed they were coming to the end of their motorhoming days and this incident could have been the final straw.
 
I've got a dark brown dressing gown with a hood and a garden scythe
I am the gggrrrrimm rrrrrreepppeerrrr
 
rockape said:
I carry a BB pistol which looks like a Browning auto, it would do no harm but looks the part in the dark, having said that the wife also looks the part in the dark.
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Looks like your Christmas dinner is going to be donated to the dog.
 
chrismilo said:
My whippet would lick them to death or one treat I'll let you in, two treats I'll show you where everything is, three treats I'll even keep lookout .
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Be lucky for either of our two to drag themselves from under the duvet...


 
I travel with the wife, thats sufficient.

When annoyed she has a look that will stop a charging rhino and a tongue that will decapitate carrots at 50 paces.

I think she's wonderful.

Dezi :heart:
 
Type of self defence spray readly avail in French supermarkets illegal in uk different sizes some like a lipstick tube
 
n brown said:
i once fired off a large explosive device on a beach and a South African guy got out of his camper, furious at being disturbed, with a 44 magnum in his hand
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I might have heard of him, did he have legs?
 
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I always carry this with me. I think with the power of his jaws they'd permanently lose the use of an arm or leg, he's developed a low menacing growl warning when he's unsure which I hope would give them a clue to get lost.
 
when i clear the tools out and chuck the mattress in i sometimes overlook the machette hanging behind the middle seat and the combination handaxe / hammer fencing tool in the drivers door pocket, a small fire extinguiser lives just to hand behind the handbrake.


you just need to have a plausable reason for carrying a dual purpose object and have it accessable.

even a pencil will work if necessary
 
CS gas canisters are available in France, but maybe not a good idea in an enclosed space- could be a case of who recovers first !
 
I think that the BEST weapon I have on board,(in fact I TRY & Make sure I have it available at Most times) is Practical Common Sense.
 
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I find my walking sticks are very handy and a necessity for me and when the police come to examine the blood soaked body of a scumbag I would cry old disabled lady terrified and just reacted to save myself, couldn't possibly cry fear of rape they would just laugh.🙅
 
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