pay attention at the back ! ! !

Hia
This is a great little poem


PC POME

I have a spelling chequer
It came with my pea see,
It plane lee marks for my revue
Miss steaks I cannot sea.
Each thyme when aye have
Struck the quays
I weight for it to say
If watt eye rote is wrong or rite
It shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid,
It nose be four two late,
And eye can put the err or write
As this rime demon straights.
I've run this poem threw it
I'm sure your policed to no
It's letter perfect in its weigh
My chequer told me sew.
:D:D:D:D
 
Polly said:
Hia
This is a great little poem


PC POME

I have a spelling chequer
It came with my pea see,
It plane lee marks for my revue
Miss steaks I cannot sea.
Each thyme when aye have
Struck the quays
I weight for it to say
If watt eye rote is wrong or rite
It shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid,
It nose be four two late,
And eye can put the err or write
As this rime demon straights.
I've run this poem threw it
I'm sure your policed to no
It's letter perfect in its weigh
My chequer told me sew.
:D:D:D:D
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Brill stuff Poll the spellchecker is a programme and an american one at that, we all know what great spellers they are......:D:D:D
 
tresrikay said:
Brill stuff Poll the spellchecker is a programme and an american one at that, we all know what great spellers they are......:D:D:D
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program related to computers is PROGRAM, sorry now you're getting me at it, hee hee. It was a term coined in the UK and not the USA before you go there.
 
I think it should be passion and content, not spelling! As I’m still in education I’d prefer to understand the true nature of the individual rather than mark him out of 10 for effort!!!!

Although I've just seen the spell checker on the left for the first time!!

All the best... Glad it not grammar.. I'd give myself 5 out of 10 for comparsion.

Must try harder......
 
***** said:
It appears that the bottom line (thankfully) is that the consensus of opinion of replies to this thread agree that spelling and grammar does not matter as much as content:cool:
Thanks Guys & Gals:cool:
Just as well as I for one am one of the worst offenders:D
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thought i was the worst ***** :D but i will let you take the honers we will never give out the pencils:eek:
 
be glad to join you *****. then we can sit at the back of the class and read motor home books sod all this education lark it gives me a headache:eek::eek::D:D:D
 
What a sad little person salopian must be, I had to chuckle out loud at some of the responses to his insulting posts. :) :)

Do you think the site will survive without his input :confused: :rolleyes:
 
fink sow all ov uz dimnwits nd ilitret reetrds undrstnd each uther :D:D:D:D
 
im sew far rtrded i nver stareted
dad said 2 me you wilnt amont to much
bstest yo will mange will be road sweeper
made him swallow hard
when i did aks wood i nead my own brush
 
tofo said:
im sew far rtrded i nver stareted
dad said 2 me you wilnt amont to much
bstest yo will mange will be road sweeper
made him swallow hard
when i did aks wood i nead my own brush
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nay lad th githi brush its shuvin it thits complcartd bit
 
an i thunked they was fer lenin on
prefr a shuvel now heavier but bluntr wen you sits on em
 
On the run up to me taking my English 'O' (that shows my age!) I had an essay returned with "You have spelt the same word incorrectly five times" but he didn't say which one, so it was of little help! When challenged he said "I knew what you were trying to say so it doesn't matter" So why mention it then?

That's teachers for you, I therefore blame ALL my poor spelling on the modern approach of teachers in the seventies!!!!!!!!!
 
spelling

In the 50's we used to have all class spelling competitions.

30 in class.The teacher used to make it fun and was highly competitive

worked for us.:):)

Blame these computers now and American spell checks

but as your teacher said "i know what you mean"


weez
Tony
 
i once got into bother at school for saying big ben in london is a clock ha ha:eek::eek: wasn't funny we all know its not looking back at this post think the clock needed to be the bell
 
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big ben

Educate us then Mandrake,some of us cannot remember who designed it.:D

weez
Tony
 
dont know who built it, but the name big ben is named after the bell and not the clock
 
In case he's gone, Big Ben is the bell, not the clock. In junior school we had to write out a word we spelt wrong ten times - it helped to drum it in to us... but now I don't think half the teachers know how to spell, and yes if it's not the teachers it the bloody Americans! What the hell's a muffin??? It looks just like a small cake to me, but then I thought round thin hard 'uns were biscuits not cookies!!!................. Is it me??????????


I'm not a complete idiot... bits of me are missing!
 
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