kimbowbill
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Today in the Halifax bank i wanted to deposit some cash and a cheque, never having done this before at one of those new machines i waited in the que, there were 3 peeps in front of me, when it was my turn i started to read the instructions, a man came and stood right beside me, i looked at him and asked what he wanted, he said " to use that" pointing to the machine, i said i was using it, he said, and here's the conversation
him "well hurry up then"
me, "i beg your pardon"
him "hurry up, i've been waiting ages"
me "and so have i, you will have to wait a bit longer"
he huffed and tutted and stood right by my side
me, "are you going to stand there?"
him, "where am i supposed to stand"
me, "behind me, give me some space please,"
him, "hugh, typical woman, wants her space"
me, "excuse me, i have a right to my privacy, please respect that and wait behind me like everyone else is doing"
him, "hugh, she must be on her monthly's":scared:
lol, yep he said that so i turned round went right up to his face and said,
"listen you cantanerous old git, i've got one nerve left and your getting on it, and women who are on their monthlys are very dangerous, so get out of my face, shut the F**k up and let me get on with my private business without any more disruptions"
The bank was full of peeps but went very quite, and one person clapped and said, "well said love" lol
I want to thank Bigpieeater for introducing me to the saying, "i've only got 1 nerve.....", i found a really good use for it today, the cheek of the man tho, you couldnt write it, i couldn't believe what he had said, what a door handle head, lol
Jen
him "well hurry up then"
me, "i beg your pardon"
him "hurry up, i've been waiting ages"
me "and so have i, you will have to wait a bit longer"
he huffed and tutted and stood right by my side
me, "are you going to stand there?"
him, "where am i supposed to stand"
me, "behind me, give me some space please,"
him, "hugh, typical woman, wants her space"
me, "excuse me, i have a right to my privacy, please respect that and wait behind me like everyone else is doing"
him, "hugh, she must be on her monthly's":scared:
lol, yep he said that so i turned round went right up to his face and said,
"listen you cantanerous old git, i've got one nerve left and your getting on it, and women who are on their monthlys are very dangerous, so get out of my face, shut the F**k up and let me get on with my private business without any more disruptions"
The bank was full of peeps but went very quite, and one person clapped and said, "well said love" lol
I want to thank Bigpieeater for introducing me to the saying, "i've only got 1 nerve.....", i found a really good use for it today, the cheek of the man tho, you couldnt write it, i couldn't believe what he had said, what a door handle head, lol
Jen
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