French toilets.

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The French know them as Turkish Toilets and the Turkish I think call them Arab toilets. The reason is so you don't sit on a seat someone else has sat on, I remember you used to be able to get special disposable seat covers, and seeing foot prints on the seat of a loo in a French Aire.

The Germanic peoples have toilets with a platform that you go on and the hole at the back so they can inspect their faeces to check for any health problems, (so my half German sister in law tells me) each to their own, but on a serious note if you are ever asked by your doctor if you have noticed anything in your poo you can see the logic.
 


The only real problem is when you have bad knees and try to use the squat type, Sean. Even the Romans had seats and continuous flush toilets (Housteads on the Roman Wall). They were good for keeping up with the camp gosip as they were multiseaters with no doors.

Each soldier carried a sponge and washed his bits from a communal flowing water trough. Hence the insult of the soldier offering a drink from his sponge to Jusus on Calvary.

Personally I prefer to wash rather than use reams of toilet paper and I carry a portable bidet that fits into the cassette toilet seat aperture.

John

A bidet in a motorhome wow!

And I thought we roughed it. Im impressed!
 
Actually, according to some doctors, the old "Squat toilet" is more healthy both from a postural stance and because their is no contact with a dirty old seat.

Also, the Asian way of washing your bum/privates after using the loo has gotta be cleaner than our way of rubbing and smearing with paper.

The problem is our attire. Those old sarongs and dibdashas ( sorry about the spelling: I expect it's wrong) are soon removed and kept out of harm's way.
That said, though the intentions are good ( hygiene in hot countries) the actual practice can leave a lot to be desired.
We used to enjoy watching naked, bathing beaties in the rivers in Bali, but when you remember that this water also acts as the drain and sewer, it's not quite so idyllic.

I always wonder about the Ganges. Most of the floating funeral pyres that I ever saw seemed to burn out long before the remains were completely cremated. Again, the idea is basically good, but its execution may not be up to scratch.

Basically, water must be the best universal cleaner going, but if it's not "clean" in the first place, then waterborne disease can spread fast.

I'm as rough as bags, but I'm very particular about what water I drink or use for washing food. From what little i've seen, the French are not as fussy as the English, when it comes to certain aspects of cleanliness. The most fussy in Europe are the Germans and Scandinavians, in my experience.

sean rua.

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the prejudice against the "left hand" stems from the fact that this is the "dung hand" ( used with water not paper). As a left-hander, I can say that I got some queer looks when I first went into a moslem country ( Turkey). I must have offended scores of people right across the place!

Also, it is rude in the Middle East to show folk the soles of your feet. When you know the state of those old squat toilets, you'll know why! :)

Wonder no more about some of the the rivers in India... enjoy the pictures click here.
 
Another surprise you can have in France.

Open Air Urinals! » Why Travel To France

We were staying in La Fleche and walking down the street and my wife and daughters were horrified when they saw this old guy take a jimmy riddle. My young son thought it was great and promptly had a go to his mothers disgust. Happy days.
 
Yep, thanks for the pictures, sp2 boy.
Saw all that kinda thing back in the sixties. Is it still the same? I never went back, but often wonder.

At the mine in Australia, an engineer came from India. Nice bloke, well educated. I used to ask him various technical questions.
One strange thing I remember was spurred by a visit from the jehovah's witnesses who'd come all the way from South Australia to preach to us lads in the bush.

When they'd gone, we had a chat in the bar about "creating life". The only guy who reckoned he could organise the " creating of life" was this Rajeev.
According to him, if a bottle of almost any water was taken, sealed, and kept for six months, scientists would find that there was some life form within it, when they opened up. The only exception, he said, was " Ganges water". That would still be the same as when it was put in the bottle! :egg:
I think he actually used the words "still as pure as when it was it was sealed in the bottle".

I'm not a scientist and have never tested his theory.

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Before I went to India and Australia, I worked in the pits in South Wales. One big thing about the men in the valleys was that they would pee almost anywhere. It seemed to be the done thing.
Maybe that's why I'm always a bit amused when i read threads about "grey water" etc. If folk saw what used to go into the Taff river, they'd be horrified, I guess.;)
Years later, we were doing a tunnel to improve the sewers of Cardiff. One of my jobs was to go in the ten foot diameter, live sewer outfall tunnel to sandbag it off , so that we could overpump it out to the Bay ( Cardiff Bay, where it all goes, eventually) and enable us to connect the new tunnel.

Suffice it to say that this wasn't the most pleasant of jobs, the worst two things being a tie between
a) the pump getting blocked by a dead chicken, and b) seeing a foetus float by! :(
Pretty horrible.

After that and India, I didn't think France was too bad: Paris is a dirty place with dog-muck and human wee quite common in the streets and subways.

There again, London isn't much better, though London has plenty of parks.
In Dublin, they started putting in temporary sentry boxes on weekend evenings and whisking them away in the morning with liberal spraying of nice smelling disinfectant all around the main touristy centres.

Out nearer to where I came from, an American tourist was a bit perplexed when he was unable to find the toilet in the pub. When he mentioned the problem to the landlord, he was shown the backdoor, which was thrown open to reveal a green and pleasant rural scene. "That's forty acres of the best land in the county", he was told.
" Pick your spot!". :)

sean rua.
 
Personally (as one living in France) I think this statement is just as applicable to the French -just change 'batter' for 'GARLIC'
 
The French can't be normal if they don't eat Fish & chips (battered of course) and without garlic.
 
The first fish I ever caught at the age of 7 was off Tenby pier and boy was it ugly (well it was to me obviously not to another gurnard)
An old guy on the harbour told me it was nicknamed the fishermans chicken. I walked off that pier chest out so proud.

So I took it back to the caravan on Kiln park and my mum cooked it and it was lovely. I've caught them since and eaten them to.

I agree we are very stuck in our ways in the UK particularly with fish.

I marvel at the fish stalls in the supermarche's in France.

I recently tried Ling (a member of the Cod family) amazing taste and texture.

But the French take it to the extreme and dont just try other foods, they eat anything and everything.

from little birds to snails.
 
But the French take it to the extreme and dont just try other foods, they eat anything and everything.

from little birds to snails.

Snails cooked in a pot of water seasoned with salt, a clove of garlic and served warm with a cold beer are fantastic! :tongue:
 
it's all about hunger and protein.most countries that have had hard times get used to the idea of eating anything that moves.in portugal once i saw a portugese woman excitedly collecting flying ants.she told me they were used to stuff the small birds they trapped in the trees round her house.formic acid is =vinegar i think,quite clever i thought.
 
Snails cooked in a pot of water seasoned with salt, a clove of garlic and served warm with a cold beer are fantastic! :tongue:

A friend of mine always used to say don't knock it till you've tried it. We were talking about gays at the time but I digress.

I've never tried snails so the verdict is still out on them.

When we were n France last I tried foie gras. although I don't agree with the methods of feeding the geese and that it's not the healthiest of foods it tasted heavenly.
 
Don't get me wrong I'm no animal rights activist and I enjoy meat but we should treat the animals half tidy and make their short life pleasant for them.

I know most of France and some others on here won't agree but it's how I feel.
 

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