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Sorry Frank, the ice axe comment was meant in jest, hence the ....
although not really any more offensive than some of the other suggestions!
Harking back to the ice axe comment...I carried one of these for years in winter as it's helluva useful if you need to chip ice off the road to get a grip on a hill...saved me bacon a few times. Damn good for cracking nuts (the edible kind) too.