FOLLOWING ON FROM THE BLACK PUDDING COOK OFF:
Let's cut to the chase: you Scots don't know how to cook a black pudding!
First of all you fry it with the polythene wrapping!!!!
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What's that about?
Secondly, you slow fry it!!!!
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Wrong on so many levels.
Right, let an English tell you how to do it properly.
Snip off the polythene.
Drop the slice into the fry pan on a MEDIUM HEAT for a couple of minutes so it forms a light crust.
Flip the slice over and fry for another couple of minutes.
Job done, shove it in your gob and enjoy.
The slice won't break up if fried to a slight crust both sides and you will not take in polythene carcinogens done the PROPER way.
Glad to get that of my chest!
I can almost hear the rasp of dirks on whetstone and picture the blue face paint being applied.
See you at the Drum for a masterclass.
"FRYDOM"
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