Dirty Filthy campers pt 2

A guide is not as daft as you may think, I had one in the 80s. When i drove a 3.5ton van, we used to drive and sleep for 5 days in pairs. Illegal now no doubt. A friendly trucker gave us a potocopy of a hand written guide to supermarkets, DIY stores that had loos, and even listed Pubs where you could get to the loos without having to go through the bar (so not have to buy a drink). There was even a star system, so you knew what to expect. I lost it many years ago but there must be something around similar these days.
But for those of you that must dump alfresco then hears a little story!!
A few years ago we bought a taxi firm (only kept it for 18 months,nightmare business) anyway one of our drivers needed to pee, 3 in the morning and in the middle of nowhere he pulled up at the side of the road and was about to water the local vegitation when the bill pulled up behind his car, and said "do that here and we do you for indecent behaver". So he put one hand on the roof of his car and peed on the wheel!
He was duly arrested, one hour later the duty inspector released him as Hackney drivers are allowed to do this to cool their breaks down. (an 18th century law)
We made a fuss about this, just to earn some browny points for any future dealings with them, but when they recited the law to us it turns out that anybody can take a dump in the street if they cant hold on, but it must be done in the rain gully and they must not exhibit their private parts. So any crappers out there crap away, but do it in the right place, with discrecion, and none can touch you!!!
Any legal types out there to verify this, I would love to know if its right.
 
urbtaf said:
A guide He was duly arrested, one hour later the duty inspector released him as Hackney drivers are allowed to do this to cool their breaks down. (an 18th century law)
We made a fuss about this, just to earn some browny points for any future dealings with them, but when they recited the law to us it turns out that anybody can take a dump in the street if they cant hold on, but it must be done in the rain gully and they must not exhibit their private parts. So any crappers out there crap away, but do it in the right place, with discrecion, and none can touch you!!!
Any legal types out there to verify this, I would love to know if its right.
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Another forgotten law takes this subject one step further, again have never had this legally verified but has always intruiged me. Apparently if you are female and are desperate to urinate, then a policeman must allow you to pee in his helmet whilst he shields you with his cloak.:);)
 
nowhereman said:
Another forgotten law takes this subject one step further, again have never had this legally verified but has always intruiged me. Apparently if you are female and are desperate to urinate, then a policeman must allow you to pee in his helmet whilst he shields you with his cloak.:);)
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Almost worth getting a sex change :eek:
 
I heard it was if you were pregnant, then a police offer had to offer his help with peeing.

I think there is an old law which allowed pregnant women to urinate in public. A policeman was supposed to shield her with his cloak while doing so. This was later wildly exaggerated to cover any woman and being allowed to pee in his helmet.

I don't think a sex change would help you with the pregnancy bit :p
 
coolasluck said:
i think maingate and aj get together at weekends for a spot of felching together!!:D:eek:
just make sure you bring the protective coverings guys!:eek::eek::eek:
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If you are over 16 then they cannot touch you for it. You are only jealous!
 
Unfortunately curiosity got the better of me...I too googled it....EEWWW!
Nichodia
 
Christ i googled it myself and i am wrong,iv egot the wrong name for it!!!!!
I went to this site once for a laugh years ago when i first went onto the internet.i went there once and never went back,you will see what i mean,there are some sickos out there,it was www.****lovers.com


If anyone goes there be afraid,i wouldnt go back to that site again
 
I bet you will never have a curry again,i take it the site is still there then!!


Good luck with the dress:p


Hey you could have thanked me for that useful post.!lol
 
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