Dirty Filthy campers pt 2

[Coolasluck]

On the same topic of conversation of toilet habits,i suppose there are wilders who would only use their toilets for urine only and would stop and have a number 2 in a public toilet each day if possible.
My question is this:
Are there any books out there that would detail great locations for a crap i:e
books that could be included could be titles called
1. 2000 GREAT LOCATIONS FOR A WELL EARNED **** OR

2. 101 LOCATIONS FOR A GOOD TURN OUT AND A READ



anyone know of any?

 

[Boxerman]

How to sh*t in the woods. Really! I've read it
(it's all American based though)
Frank

 

[maingate]

You need to get out more often

 

[BedfordMJ]

Welcome to the 2009 Loo of the Year Awards

There you go.

 

[Deleted member 5816]

How to sh*t in the woods. Really! I've read it
(it's all American based though)
Frank

Ther if a French version it translate dont s*** in my backyard

Alf

 

[gazznsam]

is the italian version 'please £$%^ in my backyard, as i'll do it in yours'??

that's based on our experiance of being parked next to italian motorhomes, they must replace the toilet with a pizza oven or something as they always seem to pee against our wheels or bikes, and crap outside as if they dont have a built in bog.

 

[Deleted member 4850]

Paused in a lay-by near Meigle the other day and was disgusted to find that someone had clearly ignored the 'No Dumping' signs. Eeeuw.

 

[ajs]

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will you nastids stop it please... i've just pithed me pants laffin

regards
aj

 

[Deleted member 207]

This is why wildcamping in Australia is so easy National Public Toilet Map

and half the time there is a BBQ handy as well!!

 

[oldiebutgoodie]

If you have mobile internet there is Find a toilet - Saves going to Oz for a dump.

 

[Boxerman]

If you have mobile internet there is Find a toilet - Saves going to Oz for a dump.

If you're desperate and in Durness, Tobermory, Portree, Fort William, Maryhill or Thurso you'd be better asking a stranger

Frank
PS I didn't try any more as I scored 0%

 

[Yogihughes]

MARYHILL????

Just go into any of the many pubs there!

 

[Boxerman]

According to the database, none of the places I listed existed.
(and they all have public toilets)

Frank

 

[kembiff]

All you need is a decent trowel and some soft leaves - works every time for all of my family when camping/bothying/campervanning all over the world.

If you have to use loo roll then please set fire to it afterwards and put the remains in the hole too.

 

[LOC]

Ladies and Gentlemen, please be politically correct----- a toilet should no longer be called a toilet (if you are influenced by ads on tv), it should now be called a Digestive Transit Centre or DTC for short.

Len

 

[bob690]

All you need is a decent trowel and some soft leaves - works every time for all of my family when camping/bothying/campervanning all over the world.

If you have to use loo roll then please set fire to it afterwards and put the remains in the hole too.

And remember people, in the army we only ever needed 3 sheets, WET WIPE, DRY WIPE, POLISH!....Bob

 

[maingate]

And remember people, in the army we only ever needed 3 sheets, WET WIPE, DRY WIPE, POLISH!....Bob

Bob690

Were those Fuzzy Wuzzies as bad as they say.

 

[suej]

A motto I was told from a seasoned 'wilder' was...'Bag it ,Bin it. Bucket, Chuckit!

 

[hake]

Have you not come across Bogsareus.

 

[Coolasluck]

How about felching,someone told me what you call it,i was disgusted,if you dont know what this is you dont want to know!!!!!!!!!!!