Arghhhhh! Broken the bed again!!

[Nesting Zombie]

(SNIGGER )

 

[yeoblade]

I expect Michelle would as well.

She knows Pudsey?

 

[barryd]

I expect Michelle would as well.

You have to remember she is married to a Rock Star so expects some rock star Christmas romping in a massive bed with champagne and sh*t like that. That's that ruined then. I did suggest the car like the good old days but even I knew that might be a bit ambitious in a Noddy car i10 with my knees but I would have given it a go. I just got "the look"

I did eventually find a lovely looking straight branch near Esthwaite water earlier which I whittled down with my excellent swiss army knife but I chopped too much off and it's now a few millimetres short! Added a hardboard base and it might just work. Probably not.

 

[izwozral]

I spotted a broken fence on the way here on a back lane but I'm not sure I'm criminally minded enough to nick a bit of it. I couldn't even nick a sweet off the pick and mix in Woolworths when I was 9. The good thing about this van is the rear lounge is long enough to make two singles which might be a better idea if I get sh*t faced tonight anyway as I'm bound to flop on it at 3am having been to the loo and forget it's dodgy.

Could be nasty that Barry, you may get a splinter in your ass. If you do, here's Puds mobile, he'll get it out for you. 077032786550.

No need to thank me Puds.

 

[barryd]

You really couldn't make this up! Really you couldnt. So we decide to give my new repair a try out after this mornings disaster. Earlier today I befriended a young woman on her own at the other end of the CL who is staying here on her own for a while in an old Tugger. We chatted for a while and she told me she had been cooking her Christmas dinner on a slow cooker outside for hours. I explained that we weren't bothering this year and were just going to have nice nibbles, cheese and lots of booze etc. Anyway the trial of the bed repair got underway and its going great. Im thinking I came (not yet), I saw and I conquered the DIY fix your own bed problem. Then there is a nock on the door. Ferkin ell!!! Do I answer it or hope they will go away. I know it will be our neighbour though so I eventually answer it. She has only come down with two plated up Christmas dinners and a cheery smile!!

Happy to report though that the bed so far passed the test.

 

[Scotia]

You really couldn't make this up! Really you couldnt. So we decide to give my new repair a try out after this mornings disaster. Earlier today I befriended a young woman on her own at the other end of the CL who is staying here on her own for a while in an old Tugger. We chatted for a while and she told me she had been cooking her Christmas dinner on a slow cooker outside for hours. I explained that we weren't bothering this year and were just going to have nice nibbles, cheese and lots of booze etc. Anyway the trial of the bed repair got underway and its going great. Im thinking I came (not yet), I saw and I conquered the DIY fix your own bed problem. Then there is a nock on the door. Ferkin ell!!! Do I answer it or hope they will go away. I know it will be our neighbour though so I eventually answer it. She has only come down with two plated up Christmas dinners and a cheery smile!!

Happy to report though that the bed so far passed the test.

Three way?

 

[yeoblade]

You really couldn't make this up! Really you couldnt. So we decide to give my new repair a try out after this mornings disaster. Earlier today I befriended a young woman on her own at the other end of the CL who is staying here on her own for a while in an old Tugger. We chatted for a while and she told me she had been cooking her Christmas dinner on a slow cooker outside for hours. I explained that we weren't bothering this year and were just going to have nice nibbles, cheese and lots of booze etc. Anyway the trial of the bed repair got underway and its going great. Im thinking I came (not yet), I saw and I conquered the DIY fix your own bed problem. Then there is a nock on the door. Ferkin ell!!! Do I answer it or hope they will go away. I know it will be our neighbour though so I eventually answer it. She has only come down with two plated up Christmas dinners and a cheery smile!!

Happy to report though that the bed so far passed the test.

she's obviously not logged on to your WiFi , or aware you referred to her as ' an ol' tugger!

 

[barryd]

Three way?

Hmmm. I was a bit slow off the mark there. Must be losing my touch.

 

[Scotia]

Hmmm. I was a bit slow off the mark there. Must be losing my touch.

 

[Canalsman]

Could you not have bonded a number of Cava corks together, then layered fibreglass mat and resin round them thereby forming the required support?

 

[maingate]

Could you not have bonded a number of Cava corks together, then layered fibreglass mat and resin round them thereby forming the required support?

You're kidding right?

He has only just learned the secret of making fire.

 

[barryd]

Could you not have bonded a number of Cava corks together, then layered fibreglass mat and resin round them thereby forming the required support?

Great minds think alike. I was just thinking exactly that myself.

 

[barryd]

You're kidding right?

He has only just learned the secret of making fire.

I could always employ you to prop it up. Just the right size I would imagine.

 

[Wooie1958]

Thats the most frustrating thing. It is. Well it has. Worse than that all I was doing was kneeling on it putting some stuff up in the lockers ....... allegedly

I`ve highlighted the word you neglected to insert in your post.

I would suggest you go back to missionary rather than doggy style next time

 

[barryd]

I`ve highlighted the word you neglected to insert in your post.

I would suggest you go back to missionary rather than doggy style next time

Rear lounge beds are certainly not made for serious shagging thats for sure. I have come to the conclusion that not much of that goes on in motorhomes. As far as I am aware I'm the only person that this seems to repeatedly happen to although its usually caused by me on my own to be fair.

 

[Pudsey Bear]

Could be nasty that Barry, you may get a splinter in your ass. If you do, here's Puds mobile, he'll get it out for you. 077032786550.

No need to thank me Puds.

That was Scary Ral.

 

[Pudsey Bear]

You're kidding right?

He has only just learned the secret of making fire.

Only if it's gas or electric though.

 

[Pudsey Bear]

Rear lounge beds are certainly not made for serious shagging thats for sure. I have come to the conclusion that not much of that goes on in motorhomes. As far as I am aware I'm the only person that this seems to repeatedly happen to although its usually caused by me on my own to be fair.

I can't even imagine you on the nest, I bet Michelle is glad you don't have a mirrored ceiling.

 

[barryd]

I can't even imagine you on the nest, I bet Michelle is glad you don't have a mirrored ceiling.

I can't tell you how much it pleases me Kev that you are not "imagining" me shagging. I feel it might have made things awkward if you were.

 

[Pudsey Bear]

That works both ways.