4 police cars and several officers

[RoaminRog]

So Paul...... are you going to tell us? Where did you hide the body?

 

[1 Cup]

knock knock

Any BODY there?
:drive: keep your arms inside the vehical. What a rush!:wacko:

 

[jagmanx]

A good friend

Is a good friend .
A very good friend
Is someone who will help you hide a body.
I have 2 very good friends.

Originally from Rich Hall Canadian Stand-up comedian on QI

 

[Polar Bear]

We were parked up on the esplanade at Seaford it was around 10.30 pm and we heard all this activity outside then came the banging on the van and trying the door handles, I opened the door to be confronted by the police they wanted to look in the van and asked who was inside, I told them just me and Ruth, they had a look round and asked me to come outside and show them inside our trailer, which I did. They then told me they had reports of a dead body or bodies. Don't know if they thought I was a murderer but they was satisfied that someone must be playing a joke. I did them that I had consumed some alcohol and I had no intention of driving and they were ok with that. Scary or what

I've got a patio that needs relaying? if you're interested.

 

[trevskoda]

So Paul...... are you going to tell us? Where did you hide the body?

In the fridge but the gas is running out & this may cause a stink.:scared: