Now's your chance, Trev. Many years ago I hired out cars. One was an automatic Peugeot 504, the most wonderful engineered cars this side of Mercedes. I hired it out for a three month hire. At the end of the hire the car broke down in Glasgow. It would drive a few yards and leave a trail of ATF before stopping. It didn't matter to the hirers, they had it for three months and were on their way to the Airport to return to BongoBongo land where they worked. They had mangaged to get the car to a garage which said the gearbox is goosed, you need a new one, ££££££££. The hirers got a taxi to the airport and I said I would go up there and collect it. I joined the AA specially because they would do a back-to-home recovery whereas the RAC would just do hops from one stop to the next, then wait for another pickup, and so on in hops.
On the day of Princess Diana's wedding I went up to the garage in Glasgow and got in the car. I drove it round the corner and parked it safely in a back street. I called the AA who came and looked, sucked air in through their teeth and said gearbox is goosed, you need a new one. They lifted me and the car back down to my house in Gloucester. I drove it up the driveway and sure enough it left a little trail of ATF. I removed the gearbox and took it to a chap who lived on the banks of the River Wye. His house was phenomenal. It was on the steep slope leading down to the river and from the road looked like a bungalow. His drive went down the hill and round to the 'front'. The ground floor consisted of five garages. In one he had a Rolls Royce, a sports car in another and a collection of valuable motorbikes in another. The last two were converted into one big workshop where he repaired auto gearboxes. Above the garages were the 5 bedrooms and above those were the living rooms with floor to ceiling sliding windows with balconies overlooking the river. When I had phoned him, he said his basic strip down and rebuild charge was £75 (this was in 1981) plus any parts necessary for the repairs. A few days later he phoned me to say there was nothing wrong with the box, he had stripped it and rebuilt it just fitting new oil seals though the old ones weren't leaking. I collected it, marvelling at his wonderful house and recalling that the tutor in my Advanced Motor Mechanics classes said that repairing Auto boxes takes a long time to learn but that once you have learnt it you can earn a fortune - because no one else can!
Back home I refitted the gearbox, filled it with ATF and reversed it along the driveway. It left a trail of ATF. I jacked it up, started the engine and put it in Drive and got underneath to look. The ATF was leaking from a pin hole in the coolant hose taking the ATF to the oil cooler in the engine radiator. I cut the hose at the pin hole and stuffed a short length of copper pipe into the two ends of the hose and fitted jubilee clips. Job done, it was fine. Garage: Nil Points. AA man: Nil Points. Money saved: ££££££££.
That's not the only gearbox mis diagnosed by garages. Another one I had was an air cooled VW Devon camper where three garages each said it needed a £3000 gearbox. When I investigated it turned out to require a new 38p plastic ball that fitted in the selector. The gearbox didn't even need removing, just a cover plate removing and the worn plastic ball removing and a new one fitting and the cover plate replacing.
Anyway the point of this rabbiting is that if you can learn how to repair automatic gearboxes, you too can own a Rolls Royce and a new Sports Car and several vintage and new motorcycles and live in a house on the River Wye that is probably worth about £2 million.
So what are you waiting for?