Whenever Old Farter was in court, he was the one standing in the dock, so take no notice of him.
I have written to the matron of his old folks home and asked that they take his computer away.
Well done shawbags, as long as old Rolf is sorted, it does not matter what he gets up to in the privacy of his motorhome. I like to do a bit of bondage in mine. Well, to be honest, the wife ties me up as soon as the pubs open.
As for that Dexy, he should be repatriated back to France where he comes from. He is always scheming with that rough crowd from Donny.