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Hold on a minute here. Check my avatar, I am Ernst Stavros Blofeld and I am the only one who will achieve World domination. :mad:

It would have happened already but I have had an ingrowing toenail which delayed my dastardly plan. :eek:

ps, if I owned Hell and Doncaster, I would live in Hell and rent out Doncaster. :p:p
 
John H said:
Did you know that Thomas Crapper, inventor of the flush toilet, was from Doncaster? Nuff said.....
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That does it Crapper is NOT taking all the credit. Just for the record. It was my great great etc etc grandfather who invented the wooden seat to go on the toilet in Ireland in 863 AD. It is perfectly true that an Englishman in 1750 came up with the idea of putting a hole in it - but MY ancestors invented it.

Dezi
 
Right - that's Gateshead and Bournemouth added to the list. Anybody else for annihilation on my way to defeat the dastardly Bloefeld and achieve world domination before breakfast? Hurry up, I'm running out of matches.....
 
John H said:
Right - that's Gateshead and Bournemouth added to the list. Anybody else for annihilation on my way to defeat the dastardly Bloefeld and achieve world domination before breakfast? Hurry up, I'm running out of matches.....
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Oi, listen up Palsy walsy. Here in Bournemouth we southern ruffy tuffies don’t just roll over like those northern woofters you are used to dealing with. You come that “ king of the universe” stunt in Dorset & you will soon be heading back north wiv a fick ear. O.K.

Dezi
 
Dezi said:




Oi, listen up Palsy walsy. Here in Bournemouth we southern ruffy tuffies don’t just roll over like those northern woofters you are used to dealing with. You come that “ king of the universe” stunt in Dorset & you will soon be heading back north wiv a fick ear. O.K.

Dezi
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I'm sorry - can you translate that into English - purely so I don't make a mistake on the death warrant.
 
if maingates avitar is after world domination .my wolf is gona eat his pussy cat take that
 
it's time you lot grew up this thread is way off topic
world domination my arse bunch of bleedin keyboardwarriorsthatswotyouare
 
;) hi all thanks for the input well i never expected that got a cold :mad: so my mum said i can't come out and play:cool: happy camping
 
Your initial post was to do with helping people (or lack of it). Get your backside round to Rolfharris and give him a hand to get his van going again. You are from Lincolnshire and are probably closest to him.

Go on, you know it makes sense. :cool:
 
Old_Arthur said:
it's time you lot grew up this thread is way off topic
world domination my arse bunch of bleedin keyboardwarriorsthatswotyouare
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Gosh Elderly one, are by chance raising a prima-facie case that whatsisname was not really trying for World domination. Just when I had raised the local home guard to defend Dorset’s northern borders. Oh well we can all do a bit of Christmas shopping in Salisbury so the bus passes won’t be wasted.

Dezi.
 
naaa wind and p!ss mate wind an p!ss seen it all before :cool: when i was a jp and his type was in the dock lookin at a few nights in the chokey on dartmoor they soon change their tune
 
Damn! Doncaster still appears to be there. Never buy dynamite from a bloke in a pub. By the way, has anybody mentioned how annoying it is when you start a thread and someone hijacks it with a load of frivolous and unnecessary nonsense.....?
 
Fox Hunting....

Very annoyed that Fox Hunting is not banned....:mad:
Can we dynamite the Fox Hunters:confused: as ma teeth are gettin a bit old....
 
Old_Arthur said:
naaa wind and p!ss mate wind an p!ss seen it all before :cool: when i was a jp and his type was in the dock lookin at a few nights in the chokey on dartmoor they soon change their tune
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Yes my thoughts entirely Arthur. Noticed that Mainwaring went all shtum ones the fighting talk started. Typical.!!!

p.s. That John H with all his meglomainia tendencies sounds like a damned Foreigner. German you think ?

Dezi
 
maingate said:
Your initial post was to do with helping people (or lack of it). Get your backside round to Rolfharris and give him a hand to get his van going again. You are from Lincolnshire and are probably closest to him.

Go on, you know it makes sense. :cool:
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hi maingate me mum won't let me go round to rolf's any more co's he got his didgorydoo out in the back of the van anyway the A A just been said it's his timing kangaroo down sport was out
 
Old_Arthur said:
naaa wind and p!ss mate wind an p!ss seen it all before :cool: when i was a jp and his type was in the dock lookin at a few nights in the chokey on dartmoor they soon change their tune
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Were you one of the JP's that used to give the guilty verdict and sign the paperwork as such 4 hours before the hearing ? Shawbags.
 
Whenever Old Farter was in court, he was the one standing in the dock, so take no notice of him.

I have written to the matron of his old folks home and asked that they take his computer away.

Well done shawbags, as long as old Rolf is sorted, it does not matter what he gets up to in the privacy of his motorhome. I like to do a bit of bondage in mine. Well, to be honest, the wife ties me up as soon as the pubs open. :mad:

As for that Dexy, he should be repatriated back to France where he comes from. He is always scheming with that rough crowd from Donny.
 
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