You know you're wildcamping in winter when..... Post your revelations here.

atleast it was warm enough to snow minus 12 i think it was somewill correct me if i wrong that how the southern frosties came about lol
 
oldish hippy said:
{always make cup of coffee before bed as drink cold one first thing in morning whilst kettle boiling}
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Drinking a COLD cup of coffee first thing in the morning must be a Hippy thing?!! Some of us fill a flask the night before, then we can have a HOT drink when we wake up, wherever we are!

If you haven't written your letter to Santa yet Hippy, why not ask him to bring you a thermos flask for Christmas? He might even fill it with hot water for you while he's eating the mince pie that you leave out for him, then you can enjoy a hot cup of coffee on Xmas morning (with a drop of brandy) whilst you're opening your prezzies and playing with your toys!!

(sorry folks, but Hippy doesn't let us mention anything to do with Xmas on his Who's Awake thread, so I thought I'd get some Xmassy words in on here for him!!). :cheers: :):):)

You know you're wildcamping in winter when.....

You're pretending that you really had planned to spend a few nights in this odd wilding spot, and the fact that you can't get your van up that icy hill to continue your journey has got nothing to do with it!! :(
 
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Its when you wake up in the morning & say "where the hell did that come from"?

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When you wake up and your dribble is frozen to the pillow :raofl::lol-053::lol-049::lol-053::lol-049::raofl:

(That one's from Mr Millie)
 
When you can park overnight without getting any hassle, because nobody else is dull enough to venture out!:banana: PS we need some seasonal smileys!
 
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scampa said:
Drinking a COLD cup of coffee first thing in the morning must be a Hippy thing?!! Some of us fill a flask the night before, then we can have a HOT drink when we wake up, wherever we are!

If you haven't written your letter to Santa yet Hippy, why not ask him to bring you a thermos flask for Christmas? He might even fill it with hot water for you while he's eating the mince pie that you leave out for him, then you can enjoy a hot cup of coffee on Xmas morning (with a drop of brandy) whilst you're opening your prezzies and playing with your toys!!

(sorry folks, but Hippy doesn't let us mention anything to do with Xmas on his Who's Awake thread, so I thought I'd get some Xmassy words in on here for him!!). :cheers: :):):)

You know you're wildcamping in winter when.....

You're pretending that you really had planned to spend a few nights in this odd wilding spot, and the fact that you can't get your van up that icy hill to continue your journey has got nothing to do with it!! :(
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as they dont have dislike button iwill put on here i do have a flask but need a caffiene injection as soon as possible and dont like waiting for kettle to boil do have a large thermos
 
When the timing chain gets iced up, so when you start the engine in the morning, it jumps a cog & blows up!!

When you actually think 'I wish i was at home'

When the dog pees in your bed to keep herself warm!!!

When you sleep with 2 pairs of socks on, 2 sleeping bags, a duvet and 3 blankets (each)

When the beer is naturally chilled to perfection
 
Randonneur said:
Many years ago when I was at college on my apprenticeship I remember one of my mates having to wee on his motorbike ignition lock to unfreeze it!!!! :hammer: :scared:
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ONE of your mates lol, we used to do the same thing whilst fishing trouble was we could not do it on command so we prefilled flasks of pee before hand, clever I hear you say :wacko::wacko:
 
When you wake up in the morning and find a terrorist in your bed….

-- then thankfully realise that the other half without tellling you has dawned your balaclava in the middle of the night as she was cold…

(the bed sheets were close to needing burnt after that one !!)
 
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