You know you're wildcamping in winter when..... Post your revelations here.

Rubbertramp

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You don't want to go to bed because it's far warmer outside by the campfire.

You spend five times longer than normal under the hand dryer in the pub toilets.........Aaahhh!
 
Those both remind me of riding my bike in winter. just need to add warming hands on exhaust in service station car park while people look at you like you've lost the plot
 
Just come back from a day of paragliding and god it's cold up there.
 
You get your motorhome stuck in the middle of your lawn as you are trying to park it on the sleepers and the garden looks like the somme
whoops
 
Your snug as a bug in your van with the blown heating on drinking hot toddys and listening to the rain lashing against your van..........Ah now I know why we like motorhoming :camper:
 
hextal said:
Those both remind me of riding my bike in winter. just need to add warming hands on exhaust in service station car park while people look at you like you've lost the plot
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Many years ago when I was at college on my apprenticeship I remember one of my mates having to wee on his motorbike ignition lock to unfreeze it!!!! :hammer: :scared:
 
waking up cold with the duvet stuck to the ice flowers on the inside of the window and the gas frozen,congratulating yourself for having wood chopped ready for the burner !
 
When you get up for a pee in the middle of the night, the loo seat makes you ooooooowah, geez thats cold, least you men can stand for a pee :dance:
 
Family members don't want to come with you.

Result!!!!!!!!!!!;)
 
when you wake up in the morning and your coffees lumpy speaking from experience {always make cup of coffee before bed as drink cold one first thing in morningwhilst kettle boiling} and your gas is frozen



ps that is unless i can persuade someone to get out of bed and make me a coffee but then iwouldnt want to persuade to get as they are probaly keeping me warm lol and would have other thing on my mind rather than making coffee before iwent to bed
 
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kimbowbill said:
When you get up for a pee in the middle of the night, the loo seat makes you ooooooowah, geez thats cold, least you men can stand for a pee :dance:
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but that aint no good if you got cold hands brr and it worse for us during the day if it a cold day and you got cold hands then just wash hand before going at least you hands are warmer or put gloves on lol
 
This morning was a hard choice.

Did I need a pee enough to get out of a warm sleeping bag and climb down a ladder to reach the toilet...
 
you are cooking your breakfast with a pair of riggers gloves on....

when you are scraping ice......... of the inside of the windscreen

when you dont need to put the milk in the fridge just leave it on the rear step

when the wife complains that her face cloth has frozen solid overnight and why have I not finished installing the night heater

:)
 
your van looks like this

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when you get back to it!!!
 
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