Would You ?

[Deleted member 9849]

Just out of interest....imagine you are stuck on a closed motorway due to an accident...everyone has turned their cars off and are milling around waiting for it to reopen. No clear indication of when that would be...and it looks like it could be a few hours...would you allow strangers to use your facilities if they ask?

 

[iampatman]

I think I might do. I might also make lots of friends and get good karma by offering those around a cup of tea. Maybe get the awning, chairs and table out and have a party although there’s probably a law against that.

Pat

 

[huntsman]

afraid not i didnt pay all that money for it to be used as a mobile public toilet

 

[Mightyduk1]

Just out of interest....imagine you are stuck on a closed motorway due to an accident...everyone has turned their cars off and are milling around waiting for it to reopen. No clear indication of when that would be...and it looks like it could be a few hours...would you allow strangers to use your facilities if they ask?

Only disabled and pregnant women, the rest I’d offer a bucket. I don’t like strangers in my van.


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[iampatman]

The best bit would be when the red light came on in the loo and you said to the last person to use it - “Would you mind emptying this for me?, here’s a shovel, probably best over there behind those bushes.”

Pat

 

[delicagirl]

i would make drinks for those in need..... and if asked about using my loo - I might have to say "Sorry I have a full toilet box right now" depending on who was asking.

if it was hours n hours n hours... then dozens of folks would be hedge-peeing anyway...

 

[Asterix]

Toilet £3
Tea/coffee £2.50
Pay per view TV available, price on application

 

[GWAYGWAY]

When I was stopped on the Spanish services after being pushed off during a snow storm, we noted a 4X4 with kids in and they got out playing in the snow getting soaked in normal shoes and clothes, got cold and went back in the car, then they must have been freezing cold an hour later Dad dragged them off to the hotel for a room for the night. They were soaked through. We had the silver screens up and the heating on low and were as warm as toast as were the lorry drivers who had there diesel heater on. Car drivers went off to the hotel. When forcibly stuck in a place like that the MH is the place to be, maybe a caravan if heated. In traffic stops it is the men who can pee near the road the women need a squat and would be a bit coy about it.

 

[harrow]

i would make drinks for those in need..... and if asked about using my loo - I might have to say "Sorry I have a full toilet box right now" depending on who was asking.

if it was hours n hours n hours... then dozens of folks would be hedge-peeing anyway...

Around here that ladies just squat on the pavement,

and that 100% true !

:scared::scared::scared:

 

[trevskoda]

Around here that ladies just squat on the pavement,

and that 100% true !

:scared::scared::scared:

You would get nicked here for doing so unless you were discrete and went behind a hedge,watch out for nettles girls.:scared:

 

[trevskoda]

Around here that ladies just squat on the pavement,

and that 100% true !

:scared::scared::scared:

Poi please.:dance:

 

[iampatman]

Around here that ladies just squat on the pavement,

and that 100% true !

:scared::scared::scared:

Ha Ha, but if you put your location on your details we’d know where to avoid/visit. If it is Harrow on the Hill, when I was a lad that was right posh but - if you’ve gotta go, you’ve gotta go. I’ll own up to peeing in inappropriate locations (when I was young and daft, not so much lately ) Any women on the forum want to own up to squatting on the pavement?
If your Mam held you over the side of the road when you were a bairn that doesn’t count.

Pat

 

[harrow]

Around here that ladies just squat on the pavement,

and that 100% true !

:scared::scared::scared:

Yes in Harrow in my little cul-de-sac and in front of the bungalow in the next street on the paving slab pavement !

 

[noah and nelly]

Was actually pondering this on was home last weekend {snow} Would probs do tea/coffee soup or whatever was in cupboards. Loo ? Guys fluids ootside solids at a push {pun intended} Gals, If they were to shy to "go" outside then welcome. Do unto others ect.:dance::dance:

 

[colinm]

Just out of interest....imagine you are stuck on a closed motorway due to an accident...everyone has turned their cars off and are milling around waiting for it to reopen. No clear indication of when that would be...and it looks like it could be a few hours...would you allow strangers to use your facilities if they ask?

You've now got me thinking of business opportunities in Cornwall, what with many of the public toilets being closed how does 'pound a poo' sound. :banana:

 

[delicagirl]

You've now got me thinking of business opportunities in Cornwall, what with many of the public toilets being closed how does 'pound a poo' sound. :banana:

i think i had to pay that at a London mainline station ....

 

[harrow]

Yes in Harrow in my little cul-de-sac and in front of the bungalow in the next street on the paving slab pavement !

Google Maps

 

[Mightyduk1]

I have a friend who worked clearing drains, he use to keep a toilet seat in his van and would put it over a manhole and relieve himself. Said it’s where it ended up there anyway.


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[Channa]

I would like to think that given the circumstance I would give cups of tea help pregnant ladies birth etc ,,,and ensure wellbeing,,,,,But I also know as apparent from this thread the answer is mine mine mine feck you ....not a problem I am adept at slashing such imbeciles tyres in a flash,,, doesn't get me anywhere makes me a bad person ..greed and avariciousness needs counterchecking. Some here all out for themselves witnessed first hand ....slit their feckin throats for fun ..


oh what a nasty Channa


Channa

 

[2cv]

I must admit that given the generally generous and helpful nature pertaining to our little community I'm surprised that such a situation should be seen as anything but a great opportunity to help out others.