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Shucks tezza - maybe next time... we will meet one day - keep posting and making me laugh - bw


not telling re underwear colour... a lady has to have some secrets....:wave:
 
delicagirl said:
Shucks tezza - maybe next time... we will meet one day - keep posting and making me laugh - bw
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I have a policy when I post, if it offends anybody then don't post, you can never get this right so plan B, at least make people laugh
 
talking of cottages.i once met a cop who's job was to lie in the loft of a gent's toilet in Bournemouth and report men for poking their todgers through the glory holes. howzat for a crap gig ?
 
nig - I love a guy who says it how it is... you do that in spades .. AND you make me laugh !!!
 
It will be the last time I ever peep through a hole in the wall. Brings a whole new meaning to being cock-eyed.
 
n brown said:
talking of cottages.i once met a cop who's job was to lie in the loft of a gent's toilet in Bournemouth and report men for poking their todgers through the glory holes. howzat for a crap gig ?
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I played Badminton for South Staffordshire, my Men's doubles partner was a Sergeant at Tamworth Police Station and although he never talked about his work he once mentioned a situation involving a Public Toilet where one of my Colleagues at a Soft Drinks Company I was employed by was arrested, strangely enough when I started this job as a Shift Manager my Wife met the others in the team and she pointed him out as being strange, it turned out he was as bent as an A Class reversing a Fiat Panda (trying to be PC here:lol-049:)

Can I just point out there is nothing wrong with being a Fiat Panda
 
every story i have about the gay community that i knew in those days sounds too far fetched, but as a straight guy on that scene ,the humour was amazing ,dark at times, but bloody funny !
 
n brown said:
every story i have about the gay community that i knew in those days sounds too far fetched, but as a straight guy on that scene ,the humour was amazing ,dark at times, but bloody funny !
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It doesn't sound far fetched to me because when I think about the days I lived in the past if I posted now about it you would think I was name dropping, exaggerating or just telling lies, for this reason I never post anything about my past but if I meet anyone then both me and Maggy would tell you about our past, there must be a lot of members on here who have a lot of memories, not just Bopper
 
tezza33 said:
If I had known you and Izzy were both at Rutland along with campervanannie and penny13 we would have come over in the car for the day, I have already met two of you and to complete the quartet would have been special
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ooer, a menage et quatre, now thats proper dogging:p
 
izwozral said:
ooer, a menage et quatre, now thats proper dogging:p
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I know my maths isn't brilliant these days but I make that "a menage et cinq".

:lol-061::lol-061::lol-061::lol-061::lol-061:

Edit.. Sorry I missed the "we" bit, so it should be "a menage et six". :lol-061:
 
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We was at the Cirque du Fer-a-Cheval the other week and no one else turned up not even a menagery.
 
ColinD said:
I know my maths isn't brilliant these days but I make that "a menage et cinq".

:lol-061::lol-061::lol-061::lol-061::lol-061:

Edit.. Sorry I missed the "we" bit, so it should be "a menage et six". :lol-061:
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Tezza said quartet so that makes it a menage et quatre []Bad title - Wiktionary but if six want to come along, hey I wont be a complaining, more the merrier.:shag::shag::shag::shag::shag::shag:
 
Numerically I am totally lost , :ninja: I always was lead to belive women didnt enjoy sex.. Then I had that Eureka moment. I discovered they do but just dont't enjoy shennagins with me:ninja:

Though in my new found youth at 52 the only time I feel like doing it twice is just before i have done it once !


I have this vision of ladies giggling and nodding in agreeemnent :dance:

Time to break out a crate of Gold label Barley wine ( liquid knicker remover )

A mischievous Channa

Channa
 
I prefer the American method.


Quick yank & they're off.


The romantic old fool that I am.
 
izwozral said:
Tezza said quartet so that makes it a menage et quatre []Bad title - Wiktionary but if six want to come along, hey I wont be a complaining, more the merrier.:shag::shag::shag::shag::shag::shag:
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Quote Originally Posted by tezza33 View Post
If I had known you and Izzy were both at Rutland along with campervanannie and penny13 we would have come over in the car for the day, I have already met two of you and to complete the quartet would have been special

It was a quartet until tezza33 arrived,(if he came over for the day) with I assume one other.:lol-053: And whats with the rocking beds, is Rutland a boat? :lol-049::lol-049::lol-049::lol-049::lol-049::lol-049:

This is getting very complicated, my brain hurts, and to cap it all, it should have been an "a" with a squigley bit, not an "et"..:sad:
 
bit cheeky do not read if easily offended

I am sat here blushing with me crate of Gold label Barley wine .... was taught that you apply using ones t;t;t;t...doesnt matter toungue tied I will be banned ...nuzzling young ladies is bad for you !!! especially in the freezer isle in Sainsburys :tongue:
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Far better off with a steak !!!

Channa ( not channa really his pal fiddlin on his keyboard whilst the Channa is frankly just being the Chan Chan we know


:tongue::eek::wacko: channa
 
is that a miss steak.
best is spanish solera brandy . my lads say take it to the parties they go and before you know it all the birds are naked .
that ana couple of quids worth of spanish lidls conde noble wine is the new high.
mind they wont let me go with them .
must be be my good looks , charm and nice personality and the fact i,m not at all vain .
cant do this dogging lark had to have the dog put down two years ago. ha ha .
 
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