Why do women nag?

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My wife drove me to drink

Fortunately she came back and picked me up at closing time ........
 
this is a great thread the more i read it the more i appreciate living on my own :lol-053: go where i want, when i want and fix things at my own pace :p
 
I rest my case.

The good wife, her indoors, my sweetness,

Has just gone to bed because she has work tomorrow.

She just gave me 5 jobs before she went!
 
Holasuki said:
... which were...?
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Lock all the doors.
Collect logs for the fire.
Build the fire up.
Shut the door on the fire
Tidy up the kitchen because I don't want to come down to this mess in the morning.(2 bloody cups and a bowl)

Oh and wash my balls before I come to bed, oh sorry smalls I meant smalls.
 
MORGANTHEMOON said:
I rest my case.

The good wife, her indoors, my sweetness,

Has just gone to bed because she has work tomorrow.

She just gave me 5 jobs before she went!
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Clean your teeth
leave the loo lid up
turn off the light
lock the door
turn off the tv

???? bet am right
 
kimbowbill said:
Clean your teeth
leave the loo lid up
turn off the light
lock the door
turn off the tv

???? bet am right
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Yip, if you just got on and did them she wouldn't have to KEEP asking.
I blame the owners though.
:lol-053:
Suki
 
Hang on! Hang on!

You'll never guess what she just text me 2 more jobs!

Put the bloody heating on for her.
And set my alarm in case hers does not go off (so I've got wake up 2 hours early to turn my alarm off after hers has gone off)
 
MORGANTHEMOON said:
Hang on! Hang on!

You'll never guess what she just text me 2 more jobs!

Put the bloody heating on for her.
And set my alarm in case hers does not go off (so I've got wake up 2 hours early to turn my alarm off after hers has gone off)
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I reckon that Mrs Moonmorg is well aware of your posts and indeed has an alias herself.
She's sitting in bed laughing her head off reading your posts.
She sent that one for the girls.
Nice one Mrs.

Suki
 
MTM,
your clearly going about this the wrong way, the trick is to give her so many jobs, she hasn't got time to wonder what your doing. Anyway that work for me, she left five years ago. :lol-049::lol-049::beer:
 
I have a little sat nav
I have a little Satnav
It sits there in my car
A Satnav is a driver's friend
It tells you where you are

I have a little Satnav
I've had it all my life
It does more than the normal one
My Satnav is my wife

It gives me full instructions
On exactly how to drive
"It's thirty miles an hour" it says
"And you're doing thirty five"

It tells me when to stop and start
And when to use the brake
And tells me that it's never ever
Safe to overtake

It tells me when a light is red
And when it goes to green
It seems to know instinctively
Just when to intervene

It lists the vehicles just in front
It lists those to the rear
And taking this into account
It specifies my gear

I'm sure no other driver
Has so helpful a device
For when we leave and lock the car
It still gives its advice

It fills me up with counselling
Each journey's pretty fraught
So why don't I exchange it
And get a quieter sort?

Ah well, you see, it cleans the house
Makes sure I'm properly fed
It washes all my shirts and things
And - keeps me warm in bed!
OOPPPS I copied this from the joke section as it seemed the right thing to do ?????????? LOL
 
vindiboy said:
I have a little sat nav
I have a little Satnav
It sits there in my car
A Satnav is a driver's friend
It tells you where you are

I have a little Satnav
I've had it all my life
It does more than the normal one
My Satnav is my wife

It gives me full instructions
On exactly how to drive
"It's thirty miles an hour" it says
"And you're doing thirty five"

It tells me when to stop and start
And when to use the brake
And tells me that it's never ever
Safe to overtake

It tells me when a light is red
And when it goes to green
It seems to know instinctively
Just when to intervene

It lists the vehicles just in front
It lists those to the rear
And taking this into account
It specifies my gear

I'm sure no other driver
Has so helpful a device
For when we leave and lock the car
It still gives its advice

It fills me up with counselling
Each journey's pretty fraught
So why don't I exchange it
And get a quieter sort?

Ah well, you see, it cleans the house
Makes sure I'm properly fed
It washes all my shirts and things
And - keeps me warm in bed!
OOPPPS I copied this from the joke section as it seemed the right thing to do ?????????? LOL
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Brill!
 
THE RULES.

1/ The Woman make the Rules.
2/ The Male must never know the Rules.
3/ The Male must never break the Rules.
4/ Any dispute about the Rules ,refer to 1
5/ If the Male should ever break the Rules he must immediately apologise to the Female sincerely and make recompense, IE, buy Flowers / Chocolates for her.
6/ In the absence of Woman at one ,her Mother is more than qualified to control said Male .and must be obeyed at all costs.
7 /The Woman has suffered Child birth and PMT so all thoughts of disobedience to the Woman is futile and will bring great misery to the Male.
8/ Ignorance of the Rules IE, I did not know that,is no defence [ refer to 2.]
9/ The Woman will indicate any infringement of the Rules by a loud sigh, shrug of shoulders,cold stares.and she may appear at any time in a new outfit .
10/ Never enquire about the cost of the new outfit, just compliment her on it.it will be covered by a rule, if it is not see 1.
there are lots more, I can't remember them so if you know them please add.
 
Why don't women know how to ski?
Because it doesn't snow between the kitchen and the bedroom :raofl:
 
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